Newcastle Fan

Andy Reid, James Beattie on loan and striker Sergei Kornilenko on loan from Zenit. That Puncheon kid we were after as well.

I keep thinking that out of our 4 strikers he's the only one (naturally..) who is exciting, in a way he got bags of talent he just needs to play more and to be coached better, we can make him the new Carroll.

It actually feels like watching your ex with her new boyfriend..

Come on lets get him, this is cheering me up

5 and a half year is taking the piss from them..

Its Newcastle, you don't have to believe. Now watch us sign back Luque.

Lets get Bellamy!

Brilliant

Blackpool just signed Puncheon..is there anyone left for us to sign/

Thats why you'll end up in the confrence you fucking piece of shit.

Its his chance to shine now, he's finally our number one striker.

I think i'll cry if we sign Andy Carroll and replace him with Billy Sharp.

Lots and lots of cash, as much as i love Carroll and i've been following him since he was in the U-18, thats an insane amount..

REMEMBER: We still got HBA

FUCK TWITTER.

Perphaps thats why the confrence was canceld, and its not Carroll leaving.

Bring back Alan Shearer.

He's our fucking Legend man, he is what this club is all about

Its not like he was going to play anyway man, relax we've trashed Liverpool after losing Chrisy, we will manage without him.

NO, we are not a one man team.

I'm looking at the sum and it looks like something from FM. as much as i love AC it won't be the end of the world if he leaves. Its gonna be frustrating as fuck watching Shola and Best start every game for the rest of the season though.

You know what, fuck this, i'm heading to the gym..

Basso is good!! don't know if he's going to start for them though..

If they actually made a bid this big for Carroll it must've mean Torres is on his way out.

What part of "he's not for sale" don't they get!