TaylorJ_01

Wissa jumps so early that he lands back on the ground when the ball arrives hes so crap

Im absolutely sick of our final ball. It's not just stopping us scoring but it leads to shit like that when we power forward then just give them the ball.

Tonali started that with the shit pass. Tripper has been shite all game. Great combo

His arm stops it going in...

Tonali's final ball there fucking pathetic. Leads to a penalty too.

If they had any sense they'll just batter Trippier the rest of the game. They are getting nothing out of Hall and Trippier is playing like their 12th man

Tripper has been hoop. Murphy was screaming at Wissa there as he was so slow closing down the pass from the keeper.

Barnes isn't great on the ball at all

Bad, then goal, then ok

ARGH I cant take it anymore. Why did Wissa lunge at that with his left foot is he actually left footed? Use your good foot ffs you knacker.

Hall is unreal man

BOTMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Murphy but he's absolutely stinking this up

We've got a lot of one trick ponies. Murphy can only cross, Barnes can only shoot etc

Shite free kick by chud

Trippier is rotten man

Tonali is an animal

Tripper what you doing

Come on and score goals you guys!

Awesome, well done lads. Also what in the slurpee-chugging, reeses pieces, NBA playin' American is the name "Trai-Varn"

If Bruno left it feels like we'd enter many years of mediocrity

Now that's a proper tacklin' name. John McTackle, Craig Strength, Chudley O'Studs, that's what we need

where oh where will we find another 20 stamina 1 passing dork for our wank midfield (I'm mildly bitter)

I think we want him to be some creative player simply due to his name. If he was called Chud McGinn it'd be more suitable for his box to box destroyer style, and probably put his value at £40m

Guardiola chatting up Tonali