TaylorJ_01

Agent Bruce We're his dream job. He can make our hell end. Stick Ben Arfa there, batter us 3-0, I reckon Pardew is dead. If he does that I'd happily welcome him here if he was this shit he would have walked away ages ago, at least.

I've said it earlier, he ain't getting sacked. That's clear as day. He is here until the end of the 2015/16 season. That's a fact that I have on good authority. Let's just stop building our hopes up and back the players. All the more reason to make it hell.

HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN SACKED

Maybe having it with the new manager instead...

This is class

Plus I need to bring it from ecosse

Would be happy with quite a few folk. Would take Bruce (nice guy, local, not awful football) but hope we could aim a bit higher.

Loaning

Schalke game is mint.

Also, Leicester game will be canny if Pardew is out by then

Will do - no objections I'll buy it tonight is 4.5" a decent size?

Tempted to make the journey...

OH MY GOD THAT GAME WAS AMAZING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOUR

this is almost as bad as working in a pub and crying about it all the time

Ashley doesn't make us play like this.

that corner

Sounds like there's been quite a bit? Pardew's doing it for them.

we look utterly fucked

1 more please! 4 would be lovely!

This is actually embarrassing

On ye gan Perez. I like him. Don't score though.

Well don't I look silly now.

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