TaylorJ_01

Looking alright, Anita is fucking mint.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94683.msg4703339.html#msg4703339

You can do both. Not in a social club with your mate and his dad next to you. Depends what kind of 'social club'. Is it a skiing club? Nah it's one of those horrible working mans club, though the majority of the people in there do not work. I hate going to them but I like watching the match with my mate and he likes to go with his dad who will only watch it there. Fair enough. Still a whoosh but now I feel bad. I thought you were one of our foreign members so I thought you didn't know the concept of a social club. I mean I was implying that you wank them both at either side of you, much like you'd use ski poles.

You can do both. Not in a social club with your mate and his dad next to you. Depends what kind of 'social club'. Is it a skiing club? Nah it's one of those horrible working mans club, though the majority of the people in there do not work. I hate going to them but I like watching the match with my mate and he likes to go with his dad who will only watch it there. Fair enough. Still a whoosh but now I feel bad.

You can do both. Not in a social club with your mate and his dad next to you. Depends what kind of 'social club'. Is it a skiing club?

Ameobi/Cisse is absolutely fucking minging ah well.

I know we'll lose, but we'll probably pointlessly play alright.

Well like i said, i'm in, just didn't want to turn up and be prontonised for my Pardew views u r getting chibbed

LFEE was a beast and I'm fairly sure he's 40+.

We have a fan liaison manager?

He's absolutely not my mates watch him each week. Anyway, now "I drove your car into a big wall" is repeating in my head.

Is the date definite then? If so I'll book my train

Probably wasn't safe

Seen last seasons Zenit tops (home/away) in TK Maxx for £15 each should have said...

I think the scouting report was more likely to be a 'what I did this weekend' school report covered in green, green saliva.

Can I call brett a bad word again?

Mon the chronicle!

Love people still trying to have a proper discussion

probs too late now. 'Foluwashola, you're a midget cretin, nee offence'

Oh my god

It's not that funny, like. Prefer the midget post. It's more a build up of the day's emotions

I really can't breathe.

You trying to defend pardew tonight you midget? :lol:

I'm in bed crying with laughter