TaylorJ_01

DM is arguably the most important position I think. A good DM that can start/break-up play is priceless. See Schweinsteiger or Yaya Toure when he was deployed there.

I'm still hoping, one day, for the headline "NEYMAR'S GAY BAR HURRAH"

Also, as much as I think it's a bullshit argument, a couple decent English players wouldn't go amiss.

I'd probably even start him in the current set-up. As much as I love Goof his ability lies in a striker role (still good out wide, mind). We're choking for a bit of pace and it'd allow us to throw away Obertan.

Perch won't stay in the prem if he leaves. Actual pap.

Gotta go for Scott Sinclair surely

Neymar refined heard it all

Why? What happens in September?!

"So I walked with him and he started asking me how my kids were, how they were doing at school, how was my missus. The next thing I knew I was on the plane. I was thinking ‘how the f*** did I get here?’" still one of my favourite Sir Bobby anecdotes, that.

We won't get 'the Wigan winger' anyway.

Milner mostly charges about like a mad eejit.

Rodwell is turning into an absolute nothing player. Can't hold down a position.

Jack Rodwell on

Fuck off Paul. Fucking prick.

here we, here we, here we fucking go.

This is all because Neymar is wank.

Rooonaaaayyy! Rooonaaaaayy! Rooo etc

This match needs moar booty now Hulk's gone.

Jealous Scottish mug. howay ye, lyk

In all seriousness. This is a minging Brazil team.

Hernanes 30 yards on his weak foot. Brazilians are pure stupid sometimes.

The OXLADE!

So it is

Paul Scholes isn't good at tackling.

Hulk has a fine ghetto booty.