TaylorJ_01

Taylor

Debuchy is furthest up the pitch at all times. Not sure where Ameobi is.

Sissoko right is an odd choice.

Inexplicable HD feed

very twee. Why the R though?

If his surname was anything else he wouldn't even fucking be here.

I genuinely believe I play with people with better natural talent than Sammy.

Our set up is basically two pieces of mouldy, untalented bread and some skillful ham. Ben Arfa is the sauce. *cough*

f***ing Ameobis, man.

Probably tried drinking from a big bottle of water and snapped his arm in half. Aye he needs big muscles phwoaar get stuck in lad

dat downey

I hope he tries Shola up front. I feel confident it'll work this season.

Notorious H.I.G.

Sign all the Higgys.

He can just come back with our team on the SD megabus.

Stop saying Higgy, that's Higdon's nickname and the thought of such a deal gives me heart worries.

£20, maybe.

Hooper is good in the SPL. Michael Higdon was good in the SPL. Higdon is a fat mong.

You could achieve that by signing Neesy.

You should sell it to the papers, like.

"Can you dig it suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" - chants would be awesome. Or playing the Booker T theme as his goal music. Any of these options would all the pain and suffering worth it Can you really imagine what it'd be like if they played his theme after he scores? It'd be ludicrously funny. people doing spinaroonys in the stairwells.

f*** - is he the father of kate's baby?

Pretty much. Ashley is the main one here. It's sometimes fun to think of what the others would be like if they had that much power. I think Joe is the worst guy out of them all.

Hopefully we don't try anything new.

So far the best piece of news this summer has been'Mick Harford didn't join'.