TaylorJ_01

yes, hoof it to papiss

Nolan ruined that move hardstyle

dat jenk

Nolan is such an invisible player, man, I genuinely forget he's on the pitch. Was the same with us.

dat dive

HBA > Cazorla

I'm a Giroud boy boy etc

Good on you, Giroud.

"6 foot 28 or something" is apparently Carroll's height

Here we go, 10 behind the ball probably

I wanted Diame here

Except him he's an absolute wankstain

Don't bring that fucking prick on. Naismith

good game this

Sounds like he's a defect, so could possibly have a lot of fingers.

it's sort of strange we both alluded to the same thing, only seconds apart

Stop Koné

Kolarov loves a free kick. And I love him.

It certainly didn't help but there may have been other factors (I'm quite shit). In all seriousness, though, I bet there are many players out there who have had the flair trained out of them. All we're left with is talentless morons like Scott Severin.

Priorities. Ugh, reminds me of my early football days of footy in Scotland where they try and toughen you up. Should be allowed to express yourself however you want. If that means wearing a tiara and pink boots, so be it.

lol u mad

Thar'll be goals here, yee.

Also 'Wasted Wrong Nit'. Ow, tinned warts. G.

Thank god not a NYD game. f***ing hate them. Gonna be fucking cold