TaylorJ_01

B@YERN OR CHELSE@ ??

The remains of my skybet account, 71p, on a Newcastle win. Howay!

Messi great, Leon best.

http://bundesliga.theoffside.com/files/2008/05/markomarinbmg.jpg

This is great for us. More uncertainty! MORE!

I know. I still found it amusing because it seemed like that's what went through his mind regularly.

As I've just said on Facebook, that's one of the best things I've ever seen. innit? I hope there's more

Please, please don't say this is a giggs :lol:

"So when the deep growl of an engine is drowned out by thumping techo music, Graeme has no doubts that it will be Chieck Tiote." love Cheick

"The last player’s order comes from Hatem Ben Arfa and Papiss Cisse who tuck into toast with chocolate spread (two hours later)." chocolate spread for breakfast. Maybe my training regime is wrong (beer-eakfast).

When he was at Rangers it was utterly ridiculous how fast he was. Ashame he's lost it. Lovenkrands vs Agathe was always a fun battle.

Bob, the accy you tipped to return has failed miserably in the first two matches. You now owe me £5.

Dinho :lol:

Souness - "You look like a player but are you really one?"

cars got keyed, like

MOTHERWELL FC - WOAHAHAAHAAHAAAHOOOO

It's such an angry entrance theme

The very start of this is still my favourite They played it when Motherwell travelled to Bucharest. All the fans came home and started singing it when the players came out. Then they started playing it over the tannoy. Average players coming out to cheesy euro-dance and a few thousand folk shouting 'DUH DUH DUH DUHDUH DUH DUH DUH' over and over, was class

Nixon

This. Would jizz everywhere if we got him. Christ, imagine him and Ben Arfa on the wings. Both play best in the same position though don't they? Yeah it probably wouldn't work in practice.

This. Would jizz everywhere if we got him. Christ, imagine him and Ben Arfa on the wings.

No, it definitely won't.

So I should just copy these bets and watch the money roll in, right? Erm, if that were true, I'd be following this thread from my yacht in the Bahamas, not listening to the rain in NE29 God damnit Bob, I'm relying on you! Nah, kidding on, any advice is better than the daft bets I usually put on, cheers

"Strengths Heung-Min mixes explosive pace, dribbling skills and composure in front of goal; he is an agile and tricky forward who plays with his front to goal and looks to run at defenders or break the offside trap with his speed. He can use both feet equally well, has excellent ball control and first touch, and is a hard-working player with more than enough stamina required to succeed at the high levels." Did his agent write this?

Martins Absolutely not a cats chance in hell (not disagreeing that that might be their 'scoop', mind).