TaylorJ_01

It will no doubt fall through and it won't be anything.

Wait, really?

Brilliant work. I actually took the time to read through the comments for full comedy effect! "It’s rumoured that when practicing set-pieces Drogba spat on Terry’s neck like Frank Rijkaard did to Rudi Voeller. Terry was having none of it and laid out the big African American with an elbow straight to the temple."

Good on you, Jol. Most 67 year olds are terrified of the internet.

This is being done to death

'Kev, Kevin runs like my daaaad'

Atlético prez has just said they have turned down a €45m Real Madrid bid for Kun. His release clause is €45m+18% VAT They can claim the VAT back, though, so doesn't come into it. They can? Does that mean normal people can do it as well?! Ah yes, that's right.

Ireland used to be my favourite player but he hasn't been very good for a while. If he recaptures his old form he could be fucking fantastic.

Probably because he plays more than 5 minutes.

True story. However, it is probably the worst compliment anyone could ever make. It is 0.0000000000008% better than a derogatory comment.

They can both feck off tbh. They say stupid stuff every bloody day.

Shola possesses none of those qualities you listed. In fact, the ball he randomly pinged into the air towards Spurs goal near the end of the game is very good evidence of him lacking these qualities. In fact, are you joking?

Ranger is significantly worse than Shola in all honesty. Best and Xisco have never really gotten started here, but Lovenkrands is definitely a nothing footballer. Significantly worse? In what ways exactly? Shola effectively offers negative contribution every time he touches the ball. Xisco is as good as dead. Granted, we don't know much about Best. Even if we disregard the 'potential' factor of Ranger I'd rather he played than Shola.

Shola is fucking crap but, unfortunately, so are the rest of them apart from Carroll and Ranger.

Well, adapt my question accordingly.

Anyone know anything about him? Is he any good? He's African so I'm going to guess very fast and strong. In terms of general play I don't know too much but he has a decent reputation.

Silly comment and, funnily enough, totally unjustified. What did they say after the decision was proven correct, out of interest?

Still not sure why we loaned him out. Great squad player and a good option to have with his unusually high level of pace.

Thought Jonas was awesome tbh. My MOTM alongside Colo.

Probably because Lovelycakes has actually scored at this level. If he hadn't been selfish, he would have had another. It's a tough call. Fair point. Still, where do you draw the line? When Lovenkrands is 38 and sweating dust?

Ranger had a hat-trick in the ressies the other night. How that doesn't put him ahead of Lovenkrands is a mystery.

Fair although I'd probably swap Nolan and Ameobi's ratings. Didn't even realise Nolan was playing.

That was like dominating a match but accidentaly knocking out the ref and being hit with a steel chair.

For what exactly? for being a glory hunting c*** looking for his first goal, when Lovenkrands is stood alone in the 6yd box. A tap across and its 2-0. You could see half our team point straight towards Lovenkrands before he tried to score from behind the goal line. Are you serious?

Did you not see Shola's curled shot or Best's effort off the bar? Ranger could have passed to Perch for a tap in. They all spurned chances. Yeah, two of them did it in 85 minutes and Ranger did it in 5.