Captained the England under 19s. Or something. Born here.
Aye, but as soon as they have any sort of Irish heritage they decide to become pointlessly loyal to Ireland. See every player in Scotland.
Alastair Campbell 11
Graeme Swann 10
Kaiser Chiefs 9
BBC Radio 1's Comedy Dave 8
Mark Lawrenson (average) 7.71
Peter Shilton 6
Klaxons 4
Tim Vine 1
lol @ table
'BIA-BIANI do doooo do do do, BIA-BIANI do do do do. BIA-BIANI do dooo do do do, do do do do do do DO DOO DO DOOO'
To the tune of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJOigxTwiIA