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Colo dead

That's better Obertan

Cabaye has a cracking pass

Holy fuck, that would have been it.

Our tackling has been immense

earlier Best EARLIER

Agbon is all kinds of shit

Obertan, good touch then fucking shite.

Best trying some outrageous skill there and killed Hutton. Hutton dead.

Bannan is a hero

Fuck sake

Tiote is horrible at shooting (apart from that goal)

RAYLOR COME ON

Cabaye close already!

Martins had unreal thighs

Good read that! Guthrie is fat.

hurry back, baby

It's cool to enjoy serie A because it's about tactics or something

More tacky filth from sportsdirect. There is absolutely no class about that company at all. Bunch of cretins.

Heskey still gets a game

What's the time in the match? My 'river' is blocking the timer.

OOOOOOOFT!

When is Shola going to stop getting games? Genuinely terrible. Been saying this for years but for some reason everyone seems loved up by the big buffoon. Play Ba, at least he has a fully working brain.

homer is dead

Steve Claridge has serious learning disabilities but he's right about Ameobi. Such a bad, bad player man. Always has been.