TaylorJ_01

Can't understand some players. If someone told me I would make a living by playing football I would have fainted with joy. Twats like Xisco are ruining this privilege. Millions of people can only dream about doing what he does and he's taking it for granted

He just looks in pain there.

Don't give him any ideas now.

He was bullshit in our reserves aswell. Didn't look arsed at all. I feel sorry for him a bit, but since he didn't look bothered he can get tae for all I care.

Yeah sorry VI, I reviewed my post a bit. I agree, 1.5 season loan is craziness. It puts them off buying him for a while aswell. Still, in Brazil 89 goals in 159 appearances. 41 in 58 in one of his seasons at Coritiba

We have had quite a few big flops these past few seasons: Henrique, Hleb, Gudjohnsen, Cáceres, probably Keirrison and Chygrysnky too. Thanks god our youth setup has been as good as it's been. Isn't Keirrison only like 19 and you got him at the start of the season? Strange damnation of a very promising player. And often it isn't the players fault imo, it's more the formation that Barca use. Don't get me wrong, they use it incredibly well but alot of players aren't used to it (Hleb, Henry (at the start at least)). EDIT: Pep Guardiola seems to be trying to blood him into european football. I hold this lad in very high regard. He's 21 btw, my bad. Found this funny aswell "Barcelona also granted La viola an option to buy the player for €14 million and Barca reserved to the rights of not selling the player." So it's 'you can buy him at any time for 14mill... but only if we let you'. Most pointless clause ever.

Am I still a trophy virgin in reagrds to Newcastle? I feel like the club's first trophy (in my lifetime I mean) being the second division title is a bit like having your first time with a prostitute. I'm in the same boat but your analogy's a bit off. It's more like picking up the fat bird at a party everyone's trying to avoid but you're desperate for some first-time skin-on-skin (skin-on-metal) contact so you take the easy way out and get her drunk enough to score at the end of the night. And it doesn't matter if you were crap in bed as she's easy and it's your first time. And it still feels so damn good. I would say we were great in bed, but she was ugly as fuck.

Sure I saw Kevin Nolan wearing a white collar aswell...

I'll take Jozy Altidore thank you (apart from his horrible red card display today). A bit of Jimmy Bullard action in the midfield would be welcome aswell. Bit of a crock though.

How many late goals do we concede? Fuck's sake. Nevermind, all is well!

Ah, I still love the spinning little tyke. He's having a cracker of a game by the sounds of it. Just announced MOTM

Feel slightly sad about Butt leaving. I'm not sure why really. Not sure at all.

Parker screamer. We need him back! 3-2 West Ham.

lucky cunts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Viana Guess that's a yes.

However, it's incredible how such a good defensive player becomes totally useless past the halfway line.

Ahahaha, Bareth Gale

he was a good young player for them, we just f***ed him up like we have done to soo many young players i.e. viana Sorry but you're talking bollocks. One season (Xisco) at Newcastle doesn't permanently turn a good player into a bad one. As for Viana, he was over hyped. If he was any good he'd have done well somewhere after leaving us. He hasn't. Yeah, is Viana still getting loaned out to random portuguese teams?

I quite like it. It's smart.

excellent

looks like the beeb are focussing on Cardiff vs Sheff Wed tonight I'm afraid. Aye, usually if we are playing at 3 it's unlikely we'll be shown anywhere. Premiership matches take priority unfortunately.

prince boateing for me.

Would be nice to see some englishmen moving abroad. Not too many, mind. By the way, I've heard Matt Derbyshire has been doing well in Greece. Not been mentioned in the England frame at all? Not that I think he should be, just every english player gets touted as a 'possible' now.

A boy I tutor is friends with 2 of the midfielders in the Scotland squad. Be interesting to hear how they did.

my sister in law drove around in her car for 5 years before finally taking a test and passing. You say that as if it wasn't horrifyingly illegal. What if she crashed? Stupid bint. Tell her I said that.