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Imagine Hendrick, Joelinton, Krapth and Dwight fucking Gayle playing for Antonio Conte, man.

The players we've got are clearly capable of competing with mid-table sides (some of whom we doubtless should already have taken points from). Whomever comes in now will need to hit the ground running and at least get the shit show at the back sorted. Fuck, man, the next appointment is going to be absolutely crucial.

Don't forget Doumbia...

Could be called: 'The Alright, The Shite, and the Fucking Ugly'

Fucking spot on

Will be nice to have remotely competent coaches back too. Steve and his bunch of cunts absolutely stole a living here.

Can't wait to change back that horrible fucking SD 'Newcastle United' font on the East Stand

I think Potter would be fantastic. Really rate the guy and would like to see what he'd do with a large budget.

Could see someone like Donny van de Beek being signed

Same here. Still in a state of utter disbelief.

Whomever it is needs to get working quickly - hence the absolute necessity bin the fat cunt asap and get someone working with them immediately. The squad is in a fucking appalling state both fitness-wise and organisationally. They'll have to be a miracle worker to get some results out of this lot before the transfer window.

Which changes would you most like to see from the new owners (in order of priority)

Please let there be a video of this

Hopefully that'll be his last contribution for the foreseeable

Still can't believe this. Incredible.

Should be the first thing they do, sacking this cunt. As bold a statement as could be made.

Fancy going on about Rafa still, man. Fuck sake.

Any more pics from SJP the neet?

How long do folk reckon he'll last?

How any competent businessperson can think Steve Bruce is worthy of a second more at this club is beyond me at this stage

Hopefully a few chants directed at this incompetent fat fuck tonight.

Can't fucking believe it. 14 years, man. Fuck.

Is this defo happening?

Imagine the smug cunt with a full SJP buoyed by the takeover news and thinking it's his doing.

Im still fretting this is another false dawn