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Champo shaping up to be competitive so far.

The big difference, Luke, is that under Pardew and (to an extent) McLaren, we were never cut adrift at the bottom. This time feels different.

Huge thanks to those on here that recommended 'The Miracle of Castel di Sangro'. An absolutely superb read.

The fat cunt always seems to get a result that staves off criticism and vitriol. A 'battling' 1-2 loss with a dodgy decision will give the crowd a nice evening oot.

Ashley and his fat thumb head cunt mate won't get rid of him. The only means of him fucking off is putting enough pressure - or directing enough abuse at the thin-skinned wanker to push him into resigning.

Camavinga is going to be some player.

Ah, fuck sake. Poor fucking kid. Such talent at 18 years old

Often wonder what a typical day must look like for this lickspittle cunt.

Give it a rest mate ffs

He'll be brilliant for Palace

Fuck this.

He's perfect for Ashley, like. Fucking grateful fat cunt that won't rock the boat, irrespective of circumstances

It didn't help being managed by that utter fucking shithouse Souness either. If I remember correctly he wanted Boa Morte didn't he?

Erling Haaland is a fucking machine. What potential. Can see him and Mbappe dominating the Ballon d'Or in a few years.

Didn't his wife die after liposuction?

I'll never be convinced that Mike Dean is an unbiased, professional, referee.

Was he injured a lot at Fiorentina?

Unsurprising with an absolute fucking dipshit managing his fitness. For a contrast: see Vardy at Leicester.

How have I just seen this Absolutely outstanding

Not much competition, mind. Have to say, getting a 'united' team is the least he should be doing. And I think that's partly brought about by the fact that there are no real 'world class' egos he's had to deal with - like, say, Gerrard/Rooney/Terry. I still think he's incredibly lucky to be where he is. He's a shite tactician.

Can't understand why they don't bin him off. They've got a good chance at the world cup if they get someone in who'll make the most of a great set of players

Compare the absolute state of NUFC's training facilities and SJP compared to the new Leicester training complex. Fucking. Unreal. It's even got a fishing lake The only thing comparable is Big Steve fishing for turds.

Iniesta hasn't aged well

Compare that to the Aston Villa CEO talking about Grealish going

Boo fucking hoo Man U. Cunts. 3.1(%) man. Christ