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nah, Nicky Butt pipping Given to it for the same reason Parker did - a keeper isn't considered to be as effective a captain

I might be wrong but I am sure Shaun Custis at The Sun is very close to Allardyce so the chances are that their future Newcastle articles are going to be more reliable. Correct. Custis was in the chopper with Allardyce when he signed his contract/took over as manager. I sat with Custis and Oliver at the Cafe at St James, literally an hour before the press conference. Oliver is even more pig ugly in person. usually pass oliver every saturday in the milburn - swear down he has a dribbling/excess flem problem

Lies, my tickerbar remains white. did I mention the tickerbar? The little red writing appeared in the top right corner!

something about "understanding the deal is done"

SKYSPORTS BREAKING NEWS DEAL IS DONE

good metatarsal impersonator are you? Not the boning I had in mind. obviously I'm not as dirty minded as you

good metatarsal impersonator are you?

the old man and that young, rather gay looking middle class lad said the deal is getting completed TONIGHT. however, this is SKY SPORTS NEWS. sorry for typing like that, just getting pissed off with people going "eh? eh? so whats happened?" I've just got back from work and bothered wading through the crap posted from about page 25 where I last posted. some people ya knar, just bone fucking idol!!!!!

speak in terms of saying, "my client could do the lot of you fucking danny dyer wannabe's over with one hand tied behind his back now FUCK OFF" ??

Stevie you fucking legend!

haha seen his interview on SSN? "I know I'm not the best footballer in the world". Oh, come on Antoine, stop being so modest!

My mother was born and raised in Hackney. She met my dad when he went down looking for work. However, for 23 years now she's lived in the north-east after he told her this was the place to be. She's never looked back in all honesty!

You posted that? Thats beautiful TBH. nar I havn't. I think I need to register, and registering on their lame excuse for a forum is a waste of my valuable time. If anyone has done though, feel free to copy and paste it on there to aggrivate them - but link it back so I can see a response!

from KUMB... "SmogGeordie, When you wake up tomorrow you'll still live where you do, you'll still be a geordie Concern yourself with that." I think I might drive up to Amble tomorrow to take in the beautiful countryside and fresh air. Then stop by the local to toast the arrival of Barton with a pint of Brown. whilst our friend who posted that can take a tranquil ride on a packed tube to the local market, a la eastenders, and buy some beautiful knocked-off billy two-stripe tracksuit bottoms that have been nicked off the back of one of Mike Ashley's trucks before going to the cafe for the delightful upmarket haute cuisine that is egg and chips, and then calling his mates on the "dog and bone" to go to the Queen Vic to toast the arrival of Parker with a pint of overly-expensive, quite frankly flat pint of "London Pride". He's the one that needs to concern himself with where he lives......

thats fucking hilarious. Even a mackem I've sent the link to on MSN is wetting himself

the point was, especially early on, that there were 2 or 3 games on every day and it meant absolute shite on TV like eastenders had to take a back seat. it was fucking class in my mates massive back garden getting a BBQ on the go, bringing the TV outside and necking a shit load of alcohol, cos lets remember, the supermarkets brought out their "world cup offers" on crates! alas, apart from that, the rest of the tournament was pretty dire. I was hoping teams like Angola were going to be similar to Zaire (although I wasn't alive then) and not understand the rules and give us a few laughs. Summers without football really are crap in my opinion :'(, as I am forced to scour every website on the net looking for who we are going to sign or switching my loyalties to the mighty Durham Dynamo's who are going from strength to strenth in the FP trophy....

I'd go all out to get Metzelder in personally, I think he's quality from what I've seen of him...

nufc.com are reporting he's looking at scrapping morning training sessions for ones at 3 o' clock to replicate the temperature for matches and also start having evening sessions in the preparation for midweek matches....

I've heard sales of Pedigree Chum have gone up in the queerside area....

Left winger aint he? Allardyce has spoken to United midfielder Emre about the flying Trabzonspor right-winger, 27 that's in the article that got posted at the top....

It's a load of bollocks. Everyone knows the mackems couldn't pass up on the idea of £3 billy two-stripe/londsdale tracksuits.

do we need a right winger when we have the prodigal Jimmy Milner?

They can also speak complete and utter bollocks to get this money?

from the chronicle.... And he confessed to a close friend on Merseyside last night: "I just want my future sorted - and it's now between Newcastle and West Ham where I will be next season." excuse me, but unless Lee Ryder is that close friend, how the fuck does he know this? That paper just does get worse by the day.

I had that Dortmund one they wore in '97 as a bairn. I loved it. Back in the day where JJB sports on the Valley just stocked every possible football kit in the country and sold them for bot all. I played in a team with a kid who used to come to training in a complete Millwall strip that cost him £12.