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Oh now won't the Legends just be a delight to listen to that time of the year...

How can they be random - CHELSEA AGAIN!! (Last HOME game) This cannot be coincidence, surely? perhaps a case of laziness?

I'm pretty sure they'll put the Bolton game on, especially as SSN had the yellow breaking news ticker running that allardyce was going back to bolton.

I met a lass at the Leeds Festival last year who's a Bolton season ticket holder, she's bombarded me with a ton of texts since 10am claiming down there they were offering good odds on this being the fixture, and now she's pissed off she didn't bother with a tenner.

Mackems at home April 19th is a cracking prospect. We could just send them down that game...

surprise surprise they've made us go to Bolton opening day!

Daniele De Rossi should we be willing to part with roughly £10m for a DM...

any particular reason all the above are african/of african descent? Just remember Amdy Faye....

agree completely. And I reckon he'd do it too

In an idyllic utopia, we'd flog Owen back to Liverpool for near what we paid for him, sign Torres, he'd set the premier league alight, link up superbly with both Martins and Viduka, whoever he played alongside, and also somehow get Luque going again. We can all dream eh?

Steve Bloomer Frank Booth Thomas Booth Peter Brabrook Eric Brook Trevor Brooking Frank Broome Tommy Cook Colin Cooper (apparantly got a cap in 1995) Norman Cooper Terry Cooper Tom Cooper Sammy Crooks Roy Goodall John Goodall and the list goes on....

We were rumoured to be after him. So I went on to investigate him. is he a Senegalese international? If so, thats another one that's going to fuck off to the African Cup of Nations in January...

fuck me John Helm & Joe Royale. Sometimes it got down to the point rather than commentating on the game they'd talk about what they had for their tea. And what game was it John Barnes was stood on the touchline pre-match in casual clothing 'cos someone nicked his suitcase? Still preferred it for the comedy element to the shite on ITV

as annoying as it's becoming, each season Tony Gubba on MOTD limits himself even more to just two things, "woooooaaah!" and "ohhhhh yesss!" It's hilarious that he bases his commentary completely on shouting these two things

Jonathan Pearce on 5live for the 5-1 vs. Germany "Oh, Steven Gerrard has only gone and nutmegged Dietmar Hamann. We're knocking it around, we're toying, we're showboating with Germany!"

surely the Norweigen geezer and not the mackem twat on metro when they did us 2-1...?

Jon Champion screaming "Bellamy......ITS IN! ITS IN!" vs Feyenoord away.

Have to say I'd never allow SJP to be renamed. and if it was, and there was nowt that could be done to stop it, possibly the only name I'd be satisfied with is something along the lines of "The Too Posh For Dirty Mackem Scum Stadium."

Chicago Fire - Toyota Park Columbus Crew - Columbus Crew Stadium DC United - RFK Stadium Kansas City Wizards - Arrowhead Stadium New England Revolution - Gillette Stadium New York Red Bull - Giants Stadium (to be renamed Red Bull Park in 2008) FC Toronto - BMO Field Chivas USA & LA Galaxy - Home Depot Center Colorado Rapids - Dick's Sporting Goods Park FC Dallas - Pizza Hut Park Houston Dynamo - Robertson Stadium Real Salt Lake - Rice-Eccles Stadium

something tells me that the staff at .cock get paid depending on how many articles/stories they write, there is no other possible reason because no-one fucking cares.

its just bitterness on his part man. the fact that we look like we are going places and he thinks that he is a better manager than Allardyce who has been given the job and got the support of the fans, something he did not. And I also suspect he's saying this because the shite that he signed for us and the dismal football he had us playing has fucked his chances of ever getting another job within football. So he's come out saying this to draw attention to himself in the hope that someone will take him on as manager, which will never happen in a million years because he's a cunt so he should go back into the drain in which he crawled out of.

He's a capable LB too. I'll get the mad professor to clone him and we'll buy two.

Hmmm... The partnership in the centre he formed with Jamie McClen in one FA Cup game at home to Arsenal was formidable. I heard on the grapevine that Barcelona offered us £40m for the pair after that, but Shepherd turned it down

I remember a game between England and Portugal from 2002 where a certain Mr Viana was head and shoulders above everyone on the pitch. haha. Never said we should sign him. Just said the only real time I've watched him he looked a cracking player. However he could be shit now, I wouldn't know!

Save money. There's some cracking talent down Birtley 5-a-side hall on a Thursday night.