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Did Darren Fletcher just say "this game looks way beyond Roma"?!?!

:lol: So easy.

Salah, man. Unbelievable.

If there's stripes on the back and red numbers again, it's better than this year's.

As bad as we've been for a while, that. Shelvey and Diame just didn't seem to have as much time as they have recently.

If you're gonna go on about Perez's shit pass you could also spend time at Yedlin galloping down the right, only to hit pony crosses in/running it out of play as well tbf.

Absolute bobbins from both sides, this. Sky must be buzzing they pissed off a load of fans in order to air such a classic.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/man-city-keeper-ederson-i-want-to-score-before-the-end-of/1b5w5uwtgriwc10d7e7s7qzhy4 So glad we've already played them twice if they go down the daft route of giving him a penalty or summat.

I've lived and worked outside the NE. Never once been in an office where the conversation's gone something like: WBCP: "Up to owt at the weekend then, Sharon? Sharon: "Yeah, since you ask. My husband, the kids and I are off to Sunderland. We looked on TripAdvisor and saw there's got a big swimming pool and a glass centre. It looks good to eat there, too. They've got a Greggs next door to another Greggs! We're so excited!"

Still creased that this actually happened.

They're a unique breed, like.

What a header!

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That BBC Newcastle host's hilarious, like. Listened a few times this season and post-match nearly every week he tries to ask Gary Bennett for positives to take away, to which Bennett nearly always says there aren't any. The host keeps trying to be positive and you can hear Bennett get increasingly frustrated as he's continually pushed to be upbeat despite having just watched a shower of shit.

The replies. Is this "Janey" that posts on RTG?! :lol: :lol: https://twitter.com/nufctoon_army/status/988027261965230080

They're going to have to have one helluva rebuild, too. This is their squad: No idea if the four currently out on loan have contracts up this summer but they have to find a way to get rid, given the wages they'll be on - either releasing them or accepting whatever the fuck they're offered. Rodwell's also milking them dry. They'll be paying Oviedo, Clattermole, O'Shea, McGeady and Kone a pretty penny too. On top of that, I can't see the likes of Jones, McNair, LuaLua, McManaman, Watmore, Maja and Asoro fancying sticking around for League One football either.

Alan

https://twitter.com/PaulNewton111/status/987784302149754880

Must admit when I first saw it, I thought it was Vice's Shane Smith around the first time he went to the DPRK.

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Saw a Chron article last night saying their TV revenue for next season is likely to be around £1.5m. They're fucked. :lol: