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She's blown it all on an Aga for Stifler.

The fuck's the Washy Yashin doing there?!

Barry Davies and Brian Moore were both better commentators than Motson.

Egg and your face will be firmly in alignment when Jake Livermore is doing a Nobby Stiles-esque dance in Moscow on 15 July.

So much fewm from Shearer.

Cannat believe they missed off Joselu's vs Liverpool.

Bunch of lads in front of me at the WBA game bought two or three slices of pizza each. Spent the first 15 minutes of the game more engrossed in that, rather than what was happening on the pitch. Absolutely nee need to graze while you're at the match.

Was Gazza trying to do that backpack kid dance?

get ter Stegen up ffs.

This. Took us from 32 to 35 points.

This is mental.

Aye. It cut to Bruce Buck and someone else at one point.

Glorious. Rafa is god.

Playing well but Chelsea are laughably poor today, like. Conte really couldn't give a fuck.

West Ham might win the World Cup again if Rafa gans there.

Love Albert. "Jern, d'yer nur why Pardew's nurt playin' Sylvan Marvurr?"

Doubtful. I think we have only played in our new kit for the last game of the season once under Puma. Nah. Wore the 11/12 kit at home to WBA in May 2011. Wore the 15/16 home kit at home to West Ham in May 2015.

Buzzing to watch us not sign a striker this summer like.

Meh. We didn't take our chances. They had Harry Kane. That's it.

https://twitter.com/adamclery/status/993935378498379777?s=21

Ooooooooh.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/05/07/paul-lambert-future-stoke-thrown-doubt-contract-break-clause/

Playing the Great Escape ffs.

Rashford not mates with Martial or summat?

What a man. Yes. Just hit "restart programme" - https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo