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Roflham Lolspurs are back.

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It'll be someone born in Newcastle. Lil' Lee loves pashun.

Class assist from Matip. Put it on a plate for Alli.

This game's gone mental.

Are they singing "we want Koeman out"?

Has Pickford managed to hold onto one shot so far?

He came on - and looked decent too.

Who went down for them after taking one in the dial from Atsu? Dann?

Thank fuck Alistair Mann's not commentating on our game. Bloke's got an aaful voice.

That's not a penalty.

:lol: :lol: £300m in January. Neil Fissier's been on the jenkem.

The 3-1 loss at West Brom in his last game was awful like. That when Guthrie(?) had a lie down in the centre circle?

At least he's acknowledging he's a fat cunt.

Need 26 points from 29 games. We'll stay up.

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Clearly relies on chances being put on a plate if he's going to have any chance of scoring - and we were fucking dire creativity-wise.

Chuffed for Merino, like. He came on and was miles below what both we - and probably - he expects.

Ah. The Mitrovic red card that never happened. I remember it well.

Diame? Fuck off Rafa

They're out the bottom three as it stands...

Aye. He kicked the ball into one of their lot's shins and then fell over as he tried to run past early on.

Nailed on to be last on MOTD. Absolutely dire, this - from both sides. All well and good knocking it about when not under pressure but we're creating fuck all. Tweedledee and Tweedledum up top aren't exactly helping, either.