Ashley, Barnes, Charnley et al can fuck off for not getting a proper 'number 10' in, like.
We're pretty well organised and stable throughout but it's fucking painful how limp we are in the final third.
I'll take that result, all things considering.
They're so much better than us in possession, like. Credit to Rafa and the coaching staff, though. We'd be 4-0 down under Pardle's stewardship.
Unfortunately we're pitiful going forward.
Wait there's a West Ham fan TV?
Oh aye. They're all cockney af - that "Astra Goo Goo" guy is on it.
Can't forget Tommy Downs.
Was making me way to the Bridge Tavern the evening we played them. Saw him and this big beardy guy that's sometimes on there getting cash from the machine by the Akenside.
Turns out they all had a night out afterwards and watched McGregor v Mayweather. Nailed on Idols and Aspers will have featured heavily.