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Origi doesn't help himself by flopping down like that.

Still confused by the bloke next to Dalglish huddled up in a towel.

Just remembered this gem.

Struggling to fit Dairy Milk Medley with Nuts and Raspberry into a pun though, tbh.

League winners will still parade the trophy around town on an open-topped Double Decker, though.

Egg-chasers being made out to be superior to knuckledragging football fans again.

Did enjoy this week's Ramble, when they read out an email from a Palace fan who took great delight in that the last conversation he had with his now-deceased grandfather was informing him Pardle had been sacked.

"When a get fateeged a do quite sloppy passes" Self-assessment I can get on board with.

Still got a bit of Shearer in her. She support Newcastle ye she do.

Gwan lass.

3-1.

Sounds like they've fluffed a good opportunity.

Outside of his foot.

How on earth's that gone in? Did he skew it with his knee?!

The comeback's on.

I just flicked it on. The difference in energy and interest between the two sets of commentary. They actually describe what's happening, too, which is novel. Aye Ando and the other were over-discussing the f***ing weather! Not surprised tbh. Sounds rather dull - and that's based on Tweets as well as the radio.

BBC Newcastle said Findlay's had absolutely fuck all defending to do, Barlaser's been neat and tidy and El-Mhanni's tried to make a couple of runs but it's not amounted to anything.

Was about to say the same. Have they done anything? EDIT: Razor: "We've seen them two-and-a-half times this season and they've been awful" :lol:

Get in Gouff!

Gettin' that 17th minute applause loud 'n' clear.

ThreatLevel's filmed then pen being taken and posted it.

Doubt it. Sky don't have FA Cup rights.

Ritchie scores it. 1-0.