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People are making out he's Lev Yashin, though. He still flapped at home to Everton and just watched the ball sail past him away at Stoke. He's areet but nowt amazing. If we end up going down, it'll be because we don't score enough goals and the back four are utterly s**** - not because we've got Karl Darlow in nets.

Chuck a kebab on for him and he'll be right as rain.

Elvis's music is shit, tbh.

Aye. Twitter was full of West Ham fans booting off when the squad wasn't announced. They wanted Michail Antonio in as well!

Bricking it that the money will now one day run out - and she'll have to go out there and graft.

A true legend of the game and a pioneer. Used to go to coaching sessions every school holiday and I'd love to know how many hours we spent practicing the Cruyff turn. The fact it's still called that today - and still practiced - is testament to the man.

"Lock up ya horses, there's gonna be hell."

Half a dozen mistakes? What season have you been watching? Well I mean in the last few month he's punched a ball straight to Cleverly on the edge of the box, stood still and let Shaqiri score from 20 yards down the centre of his net for some reason, remained rooted as Costa obviously breezed past Coloccini and met the ball at the edge of his box to slide in Willian - and they're just the completely unforgivable ones. This is during a period when he's been 'good' too, nobody wanted him anywhere near the side and were wishing for Darlow to not be s**** at the start of winter. Just fell flat on his arse when Deeney went round him in the cup anarl.

Transfermarkt tells me Somen Tchoyi is currently without a club. Get him signed up for when we have to play this cunt and his mob.

IDS.

He "only picks the board". You gave Charnley, Carr and Moncur the responsibility of running a Premier League football club you utter cretin. He's desperately trying to absolve himself of any blame - through the club's official media partner - and it won't f***ing wash. He also should've been asked to expand on why we're stuck with him.

When you've already had a funeral director pay to take out ad space on the front page, surely you'd go with a different headline?

Pretty sure I heard 'you support a paedophile' or something like that. Not too often though. There was a great chant of that in the first twenty minutes It's a pathetic chant. Was sung early on but not much. The Mackems were singing Paedo at Cisse when he came on which was embarrassing. Johnson really didn't get much stick at all. Anyone know what was going on at the dug outs when Mitro got knocked out? There appeared to be hell on for a few moments. He wanted to go back on but as it was a head injury, Rafa and the doctors didn't want him to.

Were probably surprised that we actually got a goal, the goal came out of nowhere imo. Yedlin's foul throw caused it (in a round about sort of way) Aye. We took the throw and they didn't touch the ball again before the it was in the back of the net.

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/711600717572796418

The lad's better winning challenges than Colback tbf.

Youtube: Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland | Rafa Benitez Post Match Interview

Is he wearing Rockports?

I'll need to rewind it and watch again but I'm sure Hippo Head said before the game something about getting a point and if they could steal all three, it'd be a bonus. Thank you DeAndre for not being able to throw a ball properly.

That was just all round rank.

He's barely been in it at all.

For how shit we've been, they've hardly been better. Easy to see why both teams are where they are in the league.

Didn't you see Townsend's shot?

Hahahahaha the cunts thought it was in.