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That'd be the same paper that despite further child abuse allegations, a potential North Korean hack and the ongoing Ebola crisis among other things, has this as its front page story? Definitely believe them, like.

Pegguy Arphexad, please.

Semis are two legs, man. It's been said about five million times before tonight.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2014/jun/15/world-cup-2014-world-cup-football :lol: That was a brilliant moment.

Jonathan Pearce informing us that those on coaches are going back tonight and that those on trains are probably going back tomorrow. Top stuff.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Dummett

"here, Townsend's got the ball! Everyone run away!"

Moussa fucked. Glorious.

Fucking Williamson. Fucking knacka.

Did Jonathan Pearce actually think that might've been over the line?!

Did Jonathan Pearce just refer to Kane as 'young Harry'?

:lol: Williamson chasing thin air.

Oh well. It was nice to dream.

Scott Wilson ‏@Scottwilsonecho 4m4 minutes ago Andy Woodman with some consoling words for Jak Alnwick as the teams went off at HT. His error the big factor so far. #NUFC 1-0 "Don't worry son, we'll work on that in training tomorrow - right after we've watched every single Dapper Laughs video and taken part in other incidents of hilarious banter."

Are BeIn taking the piss? Just showing the goal about ten times over from every conceivable angle?

He was under absolutely no pressure, either. Such a routine catch.

"Quarterback pass" Fuck off, Jonathan.

Just fucking turn Gouffran to glue.

Alnwick mocked by the spurs fans, then thumps it upfield for a goal kick to them. He's shot.

Fucks sake. Inexperienced or not, that's appalling.

'grafters on derby day'. Like Jonas, who is a 'grafter' but had an absolute shitter against them the first time they dicked us 3-0?

no way dude, we played some of their rock bottom teams last few years and they still made us look stupid. They had the decent player in that though (Ki, Borini, whoever). They're a paceless, organised outfit interested in nothing more than a 1 nil this time out - even someone as s*** as Pardew can't contrive to f*** this up as badly again, thankfully he's free (Gouffran aside) of options to go to his grafters and passionistas this time out too. It'll be a horrible game but 99.5% of me thinks it can't be worst than last year and if it is... Still got this horrible thought in the back of my mind that Adam Johnson will play a blinder.

Mint that like, Loic.

Absolute joke, that.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/random-mag-overheard-in-pub.1006384/ Will never beat 'mag on a horse'