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This'll be the issue with McClaren more than anything else: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/07/steve-mcclaren-commits-derby-county-three-year-contract

"Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve?

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 45s45 seconds ago Oh well, it was worth asking!!! pic.twitter.com/9fg0eLb7Sa BANTZ MICHAEL. FUCKING BANTZ. WELL DONE LAD.

Some cretin on BBC Newcastle earlier was wetting himself incase Pardew has seen Graham Carr's list and will try to sign everyone for Palace that's on it. Hope to fuck they're looking forward to getting linked with James fucking Tomkins every window like.

Fuck off man, Ando. I was at Stoke and there was fuck all 'personal abuse' it was just the usual 'We want Pardew out' chants etc.

Here, when is a picture of the smug prick clasping a Palace shirt with his apple VK and fanny juice-stained hands going to emerge anyway?

Ashington Albert wants Steve Bruce. BG wants Frank de Boer. They're both much of a muchness, IMO...

This is BG, I take it?

I remember Luke Moore or James Campbell on the Football Ramble mocking Cundy for some WUMing at Stamford Bridge. Was doing the corporate stuff prior to kick off and telling everyone how much he hates Spurs, even though he played for them. Slightly comical given he sucks up to Spurs on air.

Stan Collymore is only known for kicking the fuck out of women and getting his knob out in car parks, tbf.

What a pathetic, sad little cunt he is. Clearly doesn't seek any enjoyment from football. Gan hoy yaself off the Tyne Bridge ya div.

Men in white coats coming to take the current Total Sport caller into care.

Sam Matterface on TalkShite was trying to champion Steve Bruce. The caller said he didn't fancy him, later speaking of our budget restrictions. Still Matterface continued. Wish the caller went back and put Matterface on the spot regarding how much money Steve Bruce loves to spend. Would never happen.

When are those thick shits going to learn nearly every player brought in under Pardle wasn't his doing?

Carragher: "Is that the player?" Nar it's the fucking kitman Jamie you tit.

Having us play it out from the back instead of thumping it to Perez would be a start.

There's a Chron story Douglas just tweeted saying that but the link doesn't work.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 41s41 seconds ago BREAKING: Alan Pardew has been given permission to speak to @CPFC about the club's vacant managerial position. #NUFC

That was a bit different, we said he only didn't have it because of his illness and we still had to get the whole league to agree to it. I'm sure we'll attempt to find a way. It's one of the cheapest options available to us. MA will actually bother fighting for it in that regard.

Glenn Roeder never had the badges either. He just had to make a pinky promise he'd bother getting his pro licence by a certain date.

Colo http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fabricio-coloccini-set-for-newcastle-united-job-9949277.html

Indy reckons Colo is getting it http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fabricio-coloccini-set-for-newcastle-united-job-9949277.html

Brought it back from the US, purely 'cos of its name. About time I got through it. http://s28.postimg.org/da49bf959/Screen_Shot_2014_12_29_at_22_06_41.png

Nah, he'll get the Kray twins on you, man.

Remember when this thick c*** lost six nowt at home to Liverpool? f***ing idiot. EDIT: Remember when daft cunt here was a NPW. Fucking idiot.