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WINNABUL HOWEM GAYEMS.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Fucks sake. Just discovered Cattermole's middle name is Barry. He's gonna have to be Barry Cattermole from now on.

That corner was utter perfection compared to the dross we serve up.

Nah. They placed some half-decent one touch stuff before. However my view is tainted, watching us just constantly put it out for a throw-in.

Alonso megged twice

Presumably he couldn't pull his leg back further to shoot because he's restricted by the ridiculous height at which he wears his shorts.

Aaaful from Cattermole.

Hahahahaah get in Andy lad.

I think so too, West Ham have nowt to play for Aye but they're not in that difficult position of having 46 points.

"Wes Brown giving the ball away from the off"

f***ing science, man. I still can't get over that. It's definitely up there with one of the most stupid things said by a human being ever. "We just couldn't get that one over the line because osmosis."

It'll be 12 years tomorrow since the mackems last won in the PL on a Monday if they don't tonight.

Just read that. Words on a page. Ramblings of an idiot. f*** off, Alan.

Lawro with an utterly terrible Mick Jagger reference to Fulham's goalscorer. :lol:

I've heard Magat, Magath, Margar and Megat so far tonight. Obviously Margar was John Motson.

Is Sam Wallace going to say anything?

Mackem mate says they've banned them for releasing the team sheet for the Liverpool game a day beforehand?

pressing issues in the mackem times. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/13-tonnes-of-crisps-on-fire-at-shed-near-peterlee-1-6530542

Wouldn't be surprised if Pardle tries to blame Richards for getting thumped by Man Utd next week.

"It's design and techonology against me" Pardle working his way through a list of GCSE subjects as excuses.

I CAN SEE YOUR LONG WILLY FROM UP HERE.

Sorted.

Send the link and I'll put it in.

That's just German for The Pardew The.