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Funeral for the deceased to be conducted by the Archbishop of Banterbury.

how the fuck has the cup-tied Demba Ba got a fucking medal?!?!?!

Ivanovic being interviewed. Where's Geoff Shreeves when you need him?

Ivanovic molesting the physio...

"we know what we are, champions of Europe, we know what we are" fuck off man.

fucks sake, man. Townsend with his "yes!" fuck off you cock.

what an utterly rank pass from Torres.

It's the Boulting-Clarke Curse. Basically if one of the mystical pair of Ned Boulting or Gabriel Clarke collar you to do a feature for the pre-match buildup, you'll have a shitter.

Unbelievable, tell your compatriots that they're fucking shit at directing.

anyone ever injured themselves taking a pen before?

Pelanty. Gerrin.

Had Total Sport on during the drive home from work on Monday. Genuinely couldn't understand a fucking word he said during the interview they played.

fuck off man Torres.

IN-GUR-LUNNNND *puts arms out and does the dambusters tune*

Only in Mike Ashley's world could a "news site" be set up where any old random shit is written and passed off as the truth ffs :lol:

Tyldesley: "There's a lot of slipping and sliding going on out there" The next thing you know, Clive, they'll be falling in love.

More worryingly, did I just see the Mysterons have visited the Amsterdam ArenA?

ffs this is comical!

Shoot, you say?

JUST FUCKING SHOOT MAN!

*must resist urge to tweet him a crappy "Nee shit, Sherlock!" line*

lad at work came running over today asking if I'd seen this. First reaction was just to burst out laughing at the sheer madness of it. Having actually seen and read the article now, it smacks of a crap publicity stunt. Is Harry Sherlock related to that Mahboob fella that was going to buy the club?

howaaaaaaar Benfica.

looks canny. Cannat remember the last time I bought an away top from new, though and I won't be getting that. Would rather use the money to seek out a '95-'97 home top in proper good condition off eBay.

I'm a firm believer of the "anyone but Chelsea" rule. Howay Benfica!