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It's all about editing Skrillex's "Bangarang" to Aubameyang for our cool dubstep following.

No need for a scoreboard. Clocks in each corner are areet. Would like to see them use the animated advertising hoardings to display the teams as they're read out though.

that's absolutely fucking rank

he beat everyone on his poker table then crossed the casino floor successfully to cash his chips.

late to the party here, but Bellamy's one-on-one finishing was awful like. Could have had about 4 against sunderland. (The 1-0 Nobby penalty at the SoS)

an experienced goalkeeper has just left Newcastle United, VI. Ideal fit if you ask me. If Bradley Friedel can go from Blackburn to Spurs late in his career...

Someone texted in to Total Sport last night saying sign Shawcross, actually. He'd be canny backup but we should be looking for someone far better to start. Also think he's Mark Hughes' ideal centre half so it won't happen.

He'll look quality on the bench while Jonas continues to stagger and stumble his way down the left flank.

wouldn't surprise me if Nissan just use it as a base tbh.

getting a Hilton next to the SoS. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/business/sunderland-hilton-hotel-to-be-built-at-stadium-of-light-1-5721287

is the time machine in the form of a hot tub?

pesky sub-editors.

didn't know Arthur Cox tried to get Dalglish!

"if you've only got one ground to go to, go to St. James' Park"

Same. Only similarity is the language. Have whinged about this for years because as you know father, I'm a very petty man. if that was Poland, in a WCQ and Lewandowski had a canny game and scored Poland's goal, would Townscunt have given him MoTM? Would he fuck.

No-one else underwhelmed by Trappatoni's team? I was sat there thinking ders more ta Oirland den dis, tbh.

Sick of the media treating Ireland as a "home nation". No monarchy, completely different government and currency.

that really is just a USA top we're wearing.

imagine having Jonathan Walters represent your county, man.

Hasn't the fucking idiot been on various sporting countdown shows and the like blithering on about England? Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 1m Come on Ireland. #TrueColoursTime Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

aye ITV.

No BVB or Bayern players either.

hopefully one day soon Royston Keane will have an outburst.

who does that knacka Townsend support tonight?

Careful now.