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This made page 8 of the Ronny Gill today ffs.

Never ever ever, in a million years, saw something like that evolving.

The top and bottom of our Wonga deal is that it was money being given to us, and MA and DL couldn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Even a petition carrying hundreds of billions of signatures wouldn't have made them change their mind.

There may well be promising young English managers knocking around in League One/League Two but unless they win the FA Cup, beating Man Utd 5-0 in the final, it seems like they'll never be given a chance at the top level.

Listen to Schteve now. "England can always play well off the ball. They're compact, they can defend well and they can score from set-pieces. What they need to do is be better going forward with the ball" Ignore the set-piece bit and you've got 's erotic fantasy. British coaches/managers really are fucking terrible, on the whole.

and the first British team at an Olympic games in god knows how long. It's insane.

They're called legwarmers over here. Proper female discotheque attire.

Flicked this on for roughly 5 minutes before and changed the channel again. 'Twas even more dull than watching the senior England side.

8/1 to go back to Atletico (hence the main point of their tweet)

according to Oddschecker, Marca are reporting Mourinho will put Torres up for sale.

Isn't the blue one just Everton's top?

Wish wor Danny just pulled out a Marathon, tbh.

Please not at SJP. Can't be fucked with that lot acting on again.

my 3 favourite burra players of all time: 1) Phil Stamp 2) Hamilton Ricard 3) Gianluca Festa.

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Go to Sunderland? Haha. Somewhere that has lots of Sunderland fans that's not Sunderland? Haha. nearly every time I'm in the Metrocentre there's bloody loads of the bastards all clad in their tops.

when I first passed my test at 17, I considered putting the Shearer testimonial window sticker in my car until my dad said "what if you ever have to go to sunderland or somewhere where there's loads of sunderland fans?" and I actually decided against it. It wouldn't surprise me if the owner of that car has had some of our mongs try to damage it before.

that's smart as.

be funny if the first official goal scored in the new Maracana is by one of our donkeys.

Had some clown in the pub watching QPR away going mental because Debuchy gave away a dubious penalty and declared "Simpson wouldn't have done that". Nar, you're right mate. He'd have backed off and let the fucking cross get in the box, or even worse, been put on his arse.

Unfortunately we appear to have quite a few Danny Simpson loyalists amongst our ranks who will pick up on absolutely anything Debuchy does wrong. It's quite sad but I've seen/heard quite a few at games.

Should get another 4 team tournament back at SJP, tbh. The one in 2004 was canny.

don't see the point trekking all the way to Germany like we did last season to go white-water rafting then play some pisspot 9th Division team, though. Surely that can't improve fitness much at all? Might as well have gone and dicked about in the Lakes then played Kendal Town.

I fucking hate Derek Llambias, like. It's mental that he's overseeing the day-to-day running of a Premier League football club. It's like me being second in command at Barclays, having fuck all idea about finance and banking.

Blackpool is going to be carnage.