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busy making my "TIKI TAKA IS DEAD" football hipster t-shirt now.

fucking playing "Is this the way to Amarillo?" for fucks sake. Germans.

Jesus wept!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

wut?! Goalkeeper issues statement … I want to assure everyone that absolutely no offence was intended" Julio Cesar The club is aware of an image of Julio Cesar circulating on social networking feeds today (Tuesday 23rd April). The image, which appeared on an Instagram account, has since been deleted. The club will be dealing with this issue internally. Julio has issued the following statement regarding the image: “I would like to clarify that last night I attended David Luiz’s fancy dress birthday party and as a joke for my friend, my family and I dressed as him. “I want to assure everyone that absolutely no offence was intended.” The club will be making no further comment at this time. Read more at http://www.qpr.co.uk/news/article/230413-julio-cesar-statement-789088.aspx#4KS9JGgLQmRzWUHU.99

Imagine both he and Ee In Aa Aar on the same pitch...

if anyone wants to join in, me and my mate are trying to get #TownsendLogic going on twitter.

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 1m Bayern Munich are the new kids on the block people. I did call it at the start of the season!!! Collapse Reply Retweet Favorite More fucking Nostradamus predicting last season's beaten finalists would win it this year, like.

both goals were, in theory, what we're meant to do from corners if we could put a decent ball in.

if England got to the WC final next summer ( ), would ITV still give us these bellends?

Imagine if they plugged their Mourinho documentary for tomorrow night. Not that I think they will, like.

Glad to see the extra official shook his head when Bayern appealed for that. Oh, wait...

good header back across from Dante.

eins-nul.

flooded the pitch by the looks of it!

such a shame the occasion has to be ruined by ITV.

buzzing for this CL game tonight, like.

Shola won't even be able to trouble Carragher, man.

absolutely sucks, this. I'm a bit of a BVB/Klopp fanboy. Looking forward to journalists over here fawning over Pep's team when in reality he's going to have it so fucking easy.

Shola/Campbell would be the most odd little and large pairing ever. Tall muscular black man with a very small, pasty ginger lad.

if we won our twentieth title I think I'd drag myself to Sinners, drink as much treble paint thinner and vimto's as I possibly could then go to FYEO and get myself chucked out. Obviously I'd have the entire week already booked off work as well. They're just driving back to Surrey, where their highlight will be having an XL Whopper meal at Watford Gap at 1am.

they've woken up.

on the verge of a 20th PL title and they're sat in silence, looking like they want the world to end.

that angle - Vlaar just completely loses him. Too busy ball watching.

sit back and see the game out now