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"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, will you still bring on Shola at 70 minutes?"

so after Benfica we [the fans] just expected to turn up against sunderland and win, but he knows we're intelligent enough that we won't expect to just steamroller Liverpool? fucking idiot.

@NilePowerRanger: Applying for a job.. Sainsburys or morrisons ? How I wish this was really true!

I've never seen it, but I've seen Football Factory. Mates that have seen both told me it's worse than Football Factory, and that was canny crap.

No way! He didn't? Really?!?!?!

what? "NUFC fans rund da world", "we fink Demba Ba's pua leefal" and "yohan cabai gives wor lass a wide on" have been posting about Newcastle United?

how can you forget that magical pre-season? Clamouring for a shit feed of German public TV for the Chemnitzer friendly was a particular highlight.

landed in NYC on the day of the 2006 WC final. My first time in America and I was immediately introduced to a "PK shootout" and Zidane being "ejected".

he's crying as they go off at HT. Mug.

hits the post. Wasn't a pen anyway. HA.

Pel Fener.

"Paul-oh Di Canio" "a love 'im more than mey girlfriend a dey"

what's brilliant is that both German teams will go into the games next week still pressing, still looking to attack. The sweeping British mentality following those results would without doubt be to take no risks, pack the midfield and try to hold on for a draw or narrow loss.

Alex Stone ‏@AlexStone7 3m BREAKING @BILD_Sport. Mourinho to #CFC almost signed + Falcao. Had Guardiola to Bayern scoop too. http://bit.ly/14Q40s4 Retweeted by Jacqui Oatley

fucking marvellous, this!

Bayern hopefully Lewandowski, Van Persie and Rooney. I'm not sure how that would work, but you'd just have to make it work. flog Rooney.

GET IN LEWANDOWSKI!!!!

wish I'd listened to big Ray Winstone now. 8/1 on Lewandowski next goalscorer at HT. Nearly did it anarl!

genuinely don't know why they've decided to label up all the stands either. Anyone with half a brain should be able to look at the back of their ticket and work out which is which.

minging from Hummels, that.

was on me way to devour some chicken wings at Shark earlier and saw it. Looks fucking cack. There's obviously another one too, as there were two SD signs.

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Did I just see an advert for Darlington, with Duncan Bannatyne announcing "I'm in"?

my manager had £2 on 4-0 at 50/1. He's being smug on twitter and will probably try to be smug tomorrow. Think I'll play the "ahhh, man. If only you'd had more than that on it!" card.