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every year I get my Arsenal-supporting mate saying "how do you know we won't win something this year?". Every year I say "face it. You just won't man". Again I have been proven right.

got utterly bored. Decided to finally change my ringtone from the default one to this, minus the noise when the ball hits the 4. :smitten:

really was full of radgies that think they're "soopafans" and go to about 2 games a season. One being a pre-season at Hartlepool, the other a game like that.

NUFC or Metalist fan? NUFC. A group of lads tried to push to the front of the queue as it was busy, most people said nothing but I asked them not to. One of them then proceeded to throw all sorts of insults in my direction ("Ugly, typical lass knows nowt about football, uurrgh you're wearing a hat" ) and pushed in anyway, only to be told by the turnstile operator that he was in the wrong queue as he wanted to pay cash. When I grinned and laughed at him he took a swing for me (I dodged and he knocked my hat onto the floor instead) while his mate did the same towards my lad before some random bloke intervened and dragged them both away. The stewards on the inside saw the whole thing but just laughed it off and said they were drunk (they weren't particularly), which was disappointing. Sorry to hear that, Jill. Idiot brigade was out in full force like. Ketsbaia and I had a load of them in front of us in Level 4 of the Leazes. One opened a can within about 2 minutes of the match starting, which was eventually confiscated. Kept standing up singing songs about his mates, rather than about Newcastle. Had a go at everyone around him, "you's are all fucking boring cunts aren't yas?". Just before HT they were all discussing going down the Bigg Market as they'd had enough. Thankfully they didn't return in the second half. Looked like loads of stewards went in the Strawberry Corner to find whoever had that flare as well.

took all of two passes every time and he was left for dead, man.

there were a few sloppy balls early on like. He improved as the game wore on.

Thank god for that! Thought I'd been watching a different game although I went with Ketsbaia and I know he saw it the same way. Far too easy to go down the "we woz robbed" route. Every time they did come forward they looked like something might be on the cards. There were a number of occasions they skipped past Santon far too easily. Also thought they'd buried that header. FWIW quote of the game went to the bloke behind regarding the referee. - "a fuckin wish Andaz Breivik put a bullet in that referees heed anarl, the fuckin Norwegian daft c***!"

We'll get beaten. AP will see Southampton as more important and rest a few players.

Give over man. Words cannat describe how much of a joke Jonas and Obertan were. Absolutely sod all attacking threat.

On the bus hyem now. Absolutely shite that. Half-arsed and half-paced. Absolutely no desire to win and incredibly sloppy. We're as good as out be because we'll get turned over at their place.

Just passed a group of about 20 of them on Northumberland Street on my way back into work. Also a canny few kicking around on John Dobson Street for whatever reason.

we should have "put away" Atromitos, Brugges and Maritimo and we didn't. Not sure where this sudden surge in confidence is coming from, especially against a team we know very little about.

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in the Leazes bbz x

gonna be baltic tonight like. Just filled up the hip flask.

We stole a net and used it for a good few years. It might still be in my shed. Was a right pain in the arse when it was cold and wet, having to bundle this massive net into a black bag every time. We kept ours in a crate which was used to stand on to hang it properly. Also used to lose pegs all the time as well which was a nightmare.

we went all out when we got to 14/15 like. All chipped in for a couple of nets and pegs. Lad that lived nearest the field kept them in his garage. We thought we were the fucking business.

don't think I've seen 45 minutes of football where Rooney has had fewer touches of the ball.

get innnnn

scoring from a corner, man. So weird.

well well well!

it was mad in primary school like. To any normal human being, it just looked like the side of a building, few drainpipes and a window ledge but to a 10 year-old those two drainpipes and that window ledge made a goal.

remember we played a secondary school game away at Lord Lawson using what I'm fairly certain was a fucking netball, the cheap cunts!

eurgh http://www.101greatgoals.com/gallery/gimages/image/star-on-wednesday-gazza-the-full-shocking-truth/ "descent into hell" ffs

genuine daft question - why are 5-a-side balls covered in luminous fur?