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aye his text said "just seen Tiote's white Chevrolet pulled. Right on the middle of the Tyne Bridge. Must have been a naughty boy then"

Just loves being cautioned Not your pig mate is it?

mate's just texted me saying he's just seen Cheik's white Chevy get pulled over on the Tyne Bridge.

hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha get in!!!

what a fucking plank. Awful pen.

swear down that goal is smaller than most.

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Carzola saved! Goal looks tiny.

the way I'm feeling at the moment, I would rather shit in my hands and clap than have to endure this game.

Paul Lambert's troll face

Pardew's probably on the phone to Carver now, telling him to find a stream and saying he wants us to be more like Reading.

2-0 sunlun. Fletcher.

so far, Reading are worse than us believe it or not.

canny attempt from Johnson, that. Out for a throw-in like, but ya kna.

they're off to a flyer tbf.

aye.

all Jonas can do is somehow win free-kicks which are never actually free-kicks in a million years.

genuinely think as a centre half you've enough time to make yourself a cuppa, flick through "What's On" and catch up with a family member over the phone before you have to get your head under one of his crosses to head it away. Seemed to be one of our main outlets this evening but still there's no fucking venom in them.

The other thing is, I'd love to know if Carver and Stone tried to intervene with his Shola for Ben Arfa masterstroke. I still fully maintain they're not free from blame either. They're the coaches and have an input into what we practice and the way we set up. I'd love to think they will tell AP to give his head a fucking shake at times but I bet they don't.

How the fuck did be play the full 90???

Dead man walking. Fulham were nervy as hell and there for the taking. Taking Ben Arfa off for fucking Shola was beyond insane.

Awful game. Tiote has been absolutely shocking. Beggars belief how we are unable to pass the ball. We look like relegation fodder. It would be fucking Williamson helping the ball into the net as well.

People calling him Barfa. If anything that nickname should go to Williamson as he's the one that makes me want to barf when I see his name on the teamsheet.

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