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gift from Cuellar apparently.

guess who's losing though...

only man in football actually known to suffer from footballphobia.

any footballing people (ie. not MA or DL) would instantly see that he needs to be replaced ASAP, even if it was with a loan signing to the end of the season. We're a shambles with this knacker in the back four.

utterly woeful, that. Didn't look like we wanted it at all. Should've had Sammy right and Obertan left so they could cut inside. Shola, while unlucky to be sent off, barely moved at all. Just went back to being "Strolla" and aimlessly trotting back and forth. We again looked weak defensively. Mike Williamson is taking the piss now. Not only is his ability extremely limited, he is also shot to pieces. Unbelievable that he actually ended the game as fucking captain when he is so mentally and physically weak.

It is with deepest regret I announce that the WBCP Stawberry Syrup Co. will be relocating from NE1 to SW3. Prices will also be increasing from £7 per bottle to £30 per bottle.

AP said on NUFC TV he can't play tomorrow. .com are wrong.

I've started singing, bye bye watch the Dan Simpson cry, cos we've signed a player to replace that guy, he's best mates with Yohan Cabaye, I can't think of a final line for this soooo-oooonnnnnng.

just watched the .cock interview. He speaks French throughout. Says he loves to get forward and has scored a few goals, but the most important thing is always to be strong defensively. Doing drills in Yohan's number 4 training top!

Hull are apparently going to offer the mackems £7m for Fraizer Campbell Damian Spellman ‏@DamianSpellman If Hull really are prepared to offer £7million for Campbell, I suspect MON would drive him there himself. Can't see how his value has risen.

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes To clarify re Lampard, there have been no negotiations at all. Lampard hoped to stay but #CFC have offered nothing - not even reduced terms looks like he's most definitely off then.

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Darren?

I'm just going to refer to him as Alf Stubbins. We can all say that name.

shit question, but presumably our new first choice penalty taker now Ba's gone?

Fuck Debuchy. This lads our new right back. Utterly wasted out wide again.

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Taking a bunch of rag-tag Brits and Yanks along to this as well as one of our fans who lives in Bath. Told them it would be "fun"

Got some blind optimism for this due to our recent ability to attack teams.

Called an American friend tonight, he was there tonight and is up to see us play Everton. He said "dude, if your D isn't sweet all game you're gonna lose the tie". Feels f***ing hard taking it from a Yank but when even he see's how p*ss-weak we are defensively it must be a concern.

dunno what to watch now like, although I think I can rule out the end of Churchill Brothers vs. Mohun Bagan AC.

solskjaer V Newcastle on Youtube. fucking horrible little dirty cunt of a man.

you look your most threatening from set pieces, so take the set piece taker off. Well done, Martin. Don't think that was a booking for Bale tbh. Hand across chest, we've seen them given.

ner ner Woolsington International, marra.