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PELLA!

of course he would. Fantastic club full of proud tradition in the ex-Capital of Culture, excellent passionate fans and the opportunity to win every trophy under the sun. It would be an honour to see him there.

This.

had talkshite on this morning. They had some bloke on (a Geordie) who works for BetFred. He was saying they're offering 5/1 on us on Sunday. Alan Brazil wouldn't shut up about those odds and was practically begging the bloke to take his money there and then. Surely worth a look for those optimistic ones on here?

it's the 93rd minute in a drab and dreary game. The score stands at 0-0. Neither team have been outstanding. Newcastle have struggled to find Papiss Cisse and although Liverpool have enjoyed greater possession, the mercurial Joe Allen spraying 2-yard sideways passes here, there and everywhere, a pathetic little racist cunt up front has been wayward with his attempts. The ball is at the feet of a tired looking Jonas Gutierrez. Although knackered, he fancies his chances and makes a run into the penalty area from the left flank. With a shuffle of his feet he is past the Liverpool right-back and into the box, looking to cut the ball back to the incoming Yohan Cabaye when all of a sudden his feet are swiped from the trailing England darling, Miss Glenda Johnson. As Gutierrez looks up, referee Anthony Taylor is running towards the penalty spot, arm straight out. Klanfield erupts in anger, aside from the congregation of Mags tucked in the corner of the Anfield Road end. How can a man better than Cafu commit such a silly foul so late in the game? Impossible. It simply doesn't happen. Taylor is under Ferguson's thumb, obviously. A confident-looking Hatem Ben Arfa picks up the ball and places it on the penalty spot. The Klan behind Reina's goal are frothing wildly at the mouth. Ben Arfa looks down at the turf before beginning his run up and notices a dark shadow over him in the artificial light. He turns to see The Prince of Fenham making his way into the 18 yard box. Ben Arfa knows this is not his moment in the spotlight. Confidently, Ameobi steps up and smashes it to Reina's right hand side, a perfect replica of his penalty against Sunderland in October 2010.

basically all Villa have to do is score one goal and they've pretty much got the 3 points.

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look at the clip of that man

in this day and age it's incredibly hard to find things that fit the "genius" label. That photo, however, absolutely does :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bradford vs. Arsenal. GIANTKILLING.

highlights 11.15 BBC1 with Maneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Brilliant.

how piss-weak is the draw for the next round going to be?!

wish Coloccini took free kicks like the one shit Coloccini just took.

Was Tunnicliffe wasn't it? was it? Meh. Cannat say I take much interest in Man Utd's young 'uns.

Wooton's da must be fucking relieved. Got his 10 grand from his son making a first team appearance. Nee more after tonight!

the days after were funny as anarl. Horseshit had been giving it the bigg'un on the Three Divvies throughout the week leading up to it then was nowhere to be seen when they came on air on the Monday night. Bernie and Malcolm started berating his absence, calling him a coward etc. Eventually he appeared about half an hour later claiming he "ran into some old friends" on his way in and that was his reason why. Total bullshit.

kudos to whatever DJ knocked up the Barbara Streisand-Kevin Nolan parody in extra quick time following the result. Remember hearing it in Baby Lynch's and declaring, piss-mortal, it was the greatest song ever.

Makes sense that Boro fans would be idolising Jimmy. seen something on twitter earlier that apparently they were trying the "he's Cattermole's dad" song. Are they completely thick and don't realise it was started because of the link between Cattermole's place of birth and the Cleveland child abuse cases?!

up there as one of the best days of my life.

Arsenal scored more tonight than they have in 8 league games this season.

aren't those cartoons the things you see charvas stick in the back window of their F-reg Vauxhall Nova's?!

Carl Jenkinson doesn't sound very Finnish...

who's this cretin calling it the Mad Jesky Stadium?