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I reckon we should float it to Tim Krul back post from now on.

Mike Williamson is Melman from Madagascar.

I laughed when Ben Arfa took that corner. A "fuck this shit I'll do it myself" moment if ever there was one.

Demba's grin when he got the armband was mint. Our highlight of the game.

does Brenda purposely make it sound like English isn't his first language?

am I going to hell (not that I believe in that stuff) for laughing at John Terry getting crocked?

Owen's 'tasche is summat else like

Dzeko should tell Mancini where to go and fuck off elsewhere, tbh.

unusual lack of shit jokes in the Colin Murray giggle hour so far...

get beat one-nowt again.

and? Still offered absolutely fuck all. The lad is dog shit. He's always been dog shit and I've seen fuck all to suggest he'll ever be more than dog shit in this league.

Fast losing patience with him. Has no other suggestion than bunging Obertan and Shola on. Times today he was stood there with a “well, this is it” expression. Hate hate hate to peddle the 4-3-3 argument again but at the end of it all, it fucking worked. Cisse off at HT ffs. Seriously Shola has fuck all on the lad if utilised correctly. Swear down I'll gan ballistic if he peddles this “but we played midweek!” bullshit again.

Just a quick look on rtg and 90% of them are ripping into him too. He is a horrible little sectarian. I bet he ends up playing for Celtic. hopefully. Then hopefully Shearer gans mental on his face like he did with Lennon.

Ian Wright on Goals on Sunday: "what's happened to Michael Owen, is he still there or what?!" Kammy: "yeah... he's injured".

I fucking love Davide, me.

too many of their lot in town last night, all living up to the Danny Dyer stereotype

Jayumz Macleyun getting torn into on SSN.

Wei aye man!

Tiote by Haymarket metro about 2pm today. Some little lad stopped him for a photo and as I walked past I said "Cheik!" and gave him a thumbs up. He gave me a thumbs up back. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RqFhu7CWo58/TNMh-dOuZPI/AAAAAAAACqw/zEdv0zEm-EM/s1600/inbetweeners+simon.jpg

I swear down you've said score draw nearly every pre-match league game thread.

fucking bastards if true.

over my mackem mate's flat on the Quayside. He's been streaming their game. His face when Everton equalised, then when Jelavic scored :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

second vid, 1.01 - bloke with grey top, arms aloft = Gabby Obertan with a bit of hair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_United_F.C._in_European_football

aye Jon Champion said his booking tonight made it 31 in 61 in commentary