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Kagawa in fantasy team. Ferguson drops him against fucking Wigan.

Harry Kane can fuck off back to Cambridge and do some punting with his chums now.

what the fuck is Nolan doing?

Kane should've scored. Utterly dismal effort.

Dear BBC, don't even bother showing this shit on MOTD later. Fans of both sides will have probably already seen it. Save yourselves the effort. Kthx.

Nolan's absolutely knackered

mistakes all over the place now. Hardly surprising with the muck on the pitch.

Danny Simpson has just lost his title for the world's worst throw in.

this is such a shit game.

don't know why teams don't try something similar to Zanetti vs. England in '98 from that sort of range.

thought that was a pel like.

Grant Holt can't shoot for shit today.

love a good manic penalty area, me.

Snodgrass did well then capped it off with a minging pass.

dey floooiiiii saaaaw oiiiiiiiiiy, deey reeeeeeech da skooooooooiiii... shut the fuck up man.

such a lame free-kick.

all credit to Chris Hughton if he keeps them up like because on paper Norwich have the worst squad in the league.

Me dad's just got in from work and reckons he was followed through Ponteland by Jonas in a black 4x4.

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MON has just been on Look North. Reckons he addressed the players in a meeting about using twitter and said that Jayumz Macleyun must have missed it.

we'll get to the hour mark, still 0-0 and kid ourselves we might nick a point. However we'll soon after cave in and lose 3-0.

the one tiny school (or skewel).

Which is completely acceptable of course, because Ponteyland isn't in Newcastle. Just like 'Ponteyland Airport', Marra! I wish we were a proper city with an airport, with planes touching down on Northumberland Street. Would make the city much nicer. I'd love to see someone from RTG draw up a town plan for the redevelopment of sunderland.

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