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Get in lads. Look far more solid already.

All he knows tbh. Fizzy pop player.

This is absolutely fucking turgid. Almost like we're playing without any central midfielders. Marveaux is having a shocker. Could do with getting Jonas on the right to help Perchy out because we're getting absolutely raped.

Fucking waKe up Jonas man.

Totally ignoring the fact we're playing a further two games in the space of six days.

Do people actually follow Ba's brother? Couldn't give a shit what he thinks tbh.

Do the BBC ever see the likes of Gary Neville and honestly believe they offer better punditry?

Keen to see if Marveaux can put in a performance he seems capable of.

Sky have them going 442. Surely not?

Hope there's not a proper Gary and Phil Nevile love-in.

5live do.

nar. Here first scenario. Swear down she does it on purpose. Didn't bat an eyelid while the Norwich - WH snorefest was on. Could do SkyGo on the Xbox on the other TV but the quality has been proper ropey of late.

You might want to change out of your skirts when you go out - it's a bit drafty, borrow a pair of your ma's trousers or something. Paying 28 or so quid a month for Sky Sports and being turfed out to watch it at the pub in favour of a Poirot repeat. Tell her she can record it and be grateful for that. fuck that, its going at the end of the month because we've come to the end of our 6 month deal to get it for a tenner a month, man. She has just called saying she has to visit some support workers and probably won't be in until past 8. Win.

fucking stupid, this. We've got SkySports yet I think me and me fatha are going to have to go out to watch this because me mother doesn't want to and is whinging about it. God forbid she doesn't get to see an episode of fucking Poirot on 'Alibi' that she's probably seen 10 times already.

always have been referred to as the "scouse mackems" by True Faith for as long as I can remember.

Dizzy put in the performance of a world-beater that night.

if we're nearly Scottish then that lot are nearly Irish. Idiots.

really not looking forward to tonight in all honesty. Can't see past another lacklustre performance and comfortable home win whatsoever.

not a player but I was pissed as a fart and cutting through the Bigg Market last night and spotted the Geordie dancer. Insisted he did a dance for us, which he did, before he scurried off to Blu Bambu. Does he still get on soccer am at all?

2 points from 12. Fucking love Brenda's "philosophy", me.

She said no.

absolutely abysmal game.

sunderland putting a Hillsborough message on their screens as well...