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Man Utd have been granted a work permit for Angelo Henriquez

El Clasico Atromitos vs. Newcastle mate.

Jurmeyne Jeeeeeynuz

what did I miss? Was Gary Neville bigging us up?

we're Everton's marker according to Phil Neville

A Neville brothers interview with one another. How lovely.

Everton starting a season well. World's going to end.

wasted by Fellaini.

Paul Scholes can't tackle lollllzzzzz

gannin mental

the white bits on Everton's sleeves ruin the shirt.

looking forward to this. Should be a canny game.

Waitress/ Bartender at Vaux Breweries always canny getting a job at a place that no longer exists.

Lawro looks a bit like Edd China off of Wheeler Dealers.

Savage reckons they'll go down. Said it in his Mirror piece and also stated his reasons on last nights 606.

Di Matteo really does look like an owl.

"they've signed Oscar, I wonder if they'll sign Big Bird and the Cookie Monster..........you'll have to be of a certain age to understand that".

on the utterly daft topic of SJP food, has anyone ever got chips? Nearly every time I went for something they'd sold out of chips.

Indeed. Haven't bought hot food in SJP for years, but when I did I'd take it back to my seat, put it down and not even attempt trying to eat it until around the 65-70 minute mark.

Guy Mowbray didn't say "Rickie Lambert celebrate"

I came to the conclusion a while ago that I pretty much dislike every other team in the league for one reason or another, aside from Fulham, who appear pretty harmless. But then they do have Duff.

aye its doing my head in.

eurgh.

eurgh.

haha get in Southampton!