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something awful about Hansen's dreary Scottish accent trying to criticise players with far more ability in their little finger than either he or any of his countrymen past or present could ever dream of.

from a mackem on facebook "Nice to see the Spanish adopting the classic Sunderland 4-6-0 formation here" Marty is on par with Del Boque then!

fucks sake Ronaldo you pillock. Meireles' ball was a bit shit too, could've played it further in front of him.

yes Martin, this game is IDENTICAL to a game of chess.

think ITV took more group games, probably evens itself out.

"Y'see, what Ronaldo should've done there..." YOU'RE MARK f***ing BRIGHT, MAN! I really want to hear this guy. Mark Bright Commentary Orgasm! on youtube, amongst others.

Ronaldo FK time. :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap:

Need John Helm and Joe Royle tbh. *break in play* JH: "Well this afternoon, we went into the main square in Donetsk and found a lovely little cafe. An old woman told us that she was supporting Portugal tonight, waved a scarf and gave us a cream cake for free" JR: "I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but the cake was lovely" *Queue laughter, play restarts*

can only ever associate Ian Darke's voice with being in Aspers in the small hours as Ricky Hatton gets smacked all over.

Nope. All that wank buildup for nowt.

hey evry1 Ronaldo's gonna score. lol.

Is there anything on the 's' of a Portuguese player's name to imply it should be pronounced 'sh'? Raul Meirelesh. Also remember Motson fawning over Nuno Gomesh.

going to pelanties I feel.

back to having nee strikers.

That's a bit of a stupid thing to say, given the fact our defence was just about the strongest part of the side that season (03-04). watch it back - some absolute howlers from the pair of them. Sliced and shit clearances, poor man marking, alarming lapses in concentration.

also, any particular reason why there was a boat behind the goal at Mallorca away? http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3821/img2012062700395.jpg

only two away wins anarl, Burra and Fulham back to back early on. Shearer missed a canny few penalties as well.

got me years wrong, its 03/04 I'm watching also, the amount of penalties we seemed to have conceded early on was mental.

gonna try and use my limited knowledge of German. Something about when are you in Newcastle. It would appear Lucas and others are having a fan club meeting in Austria, something like 5 or 6 times a year. I think. The bits I don't understand I assume are plans to bomb Monument Mall.

watching the 2004/05 season review at the minute. O'Brien and Bramble as centre halves we really could have gone places that season without those two clowns and a fully-fit Woodgate.

€10m = £8,011,214?

looks way better with more black than white.

tweeted it to @nufcfans. Couldn't help myself.

same template spikes. Queue meltdown.