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WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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  1. aye. Also Jenas' birthday too isn't it? Seem to remember Bobby saying Lady Elsie reckoned there were loads of similarities between Jenas and Bobby as a player.
  2. hahahahaahahahhaha that video just shows how much of a dump sunderland actually is.
  3. 'Aaaaah am eeee-uuurrr to faht zeee cauuuzz for all ze Jordeeeez' http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/SPORT/Pix/pictures/2012/2/1/1328106159973/Yohan-Cabaye-007.jpg
  4. a criminal record is still a criminal record! Gan on then, I double dicky dare* you to go and paint it back on tonight.
  5. at least it explains why it didn't have ' Park on it.
  6. I still think its great how they chose the 'Arena' part of the name when our unique lopsided structure fails to bear resemblance to the popular perception of an arena in any way.
  7. need to get 'Inch' on the job tbh.
  8. because people will have to walk on the road and will get splattered by the 87 bus?
  9. Oh, they're just promoting leftover stock from something that happened in November a day after people kick off at a sign being removed, which pissed people off? Promoting this will piss people off further but it'll drive some people into buying them and will make them a fair whack.
  10. and still doing their best to promote them. http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/2356/screenshot20120217at112.png edit: just read the comments on the facebook link. Can't help but feel its been done to piss people off. They're replying on there and surprise surprise, comments are getting deleted.
  11. do the goffix's still knock about on the green? Get one of them to do it in blood or summat.
  12. from my facebook feed as a mobile upload http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427444_2675965505943_1460391615_1997254_1747663905_n.jpg
  13. there were no Valencia fans milling around in Stoke today, was canny gutted. I had a flashmic handy. Wanted to ask them what was better, tapas or oatcakes.
  14. Ryan Taylor was voted 'Happiest Kid In All Of Liverpool 1989' aged 5. However in 1990, aged 6, he accidentally let go of a helium balloon he won from a fairground on Merseyside. He has never smiled since.
  15. Mike Ashley's chopper is a refurbished ex-Soviet chopper that was used to transport Gorbachev between states in the Eastern Bloc. There are still bullet holes from a failed assassination attempt by radical socialists in 1988.
  16. Mike Ashley was actually a trim and lean man before buying Newcastle United. However, when he decided to purchase the club from Sir John Hall, he went on a strict 6 month regime of eating various Greggs products to endear himself to the 'fat Geordie's' that he believed would be welcoming him to the club, after he watched SkySports News and listened to a variety of views from southerners, who described to him what 'dem up norf' were like. It is believed Mr. Ashley consumed 4 sausage rolls and several bacon sandwiches for breakfast, 18 sausage and bean melts and 76 steak bakes for dinner, and 35 yum-yums and 50 iced splits for tea in order to gain a whopping 26 stones in weight. Chief Exec Derek Llambias grew his hair to a more slicked back look from the skinhead approach he had for some 23 years beforehand in order to achieve the 'greasy, snidey little cunt' look advised to him by Gok Wan.
  17. :lol: :lol: :lol: Ahh, this always makes me laugh. We've been 'showcasing' the stadium name now for what? 2 years now? Excellent stuff.
  18. get in, Efan Ekoku! Get him back in regular football punditry! Maybe even bring along Carl Leaburn, Marcus Gayle, Jason Euell and Patrick Agyemang.
  19. Zambian dude I worked with in the USA is going crazy on fbook. His words don't make sense. Its like he's so happy he's starting a sentence before ending the last one.
  20. the view from the centre circle showed how horrific that was!
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