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gerrin, its Marseille legend Tyrone Mears

nee way!

If I were one of the grounds staff and got asked to clear the snow around the pitch markings I'd be proper tempted to clear a cock and bollocks shape anarl like.

Chris Baird looks like a panda.

Feeeeeeeeed theee Maaaaaanc kids, watch them eat the fucking snow.

proper old skool Zutons. 2006 as owt.

ooooooooooh, Gareh, would yah laahke ta strohke it Gareh? Come on Alan, 'ave a feel...

he's a fucking idiot man. Blatantly read about that failed binbag idea online and wanted to be a part of it, despite going to about 3 games season. And yes, its Pardy. Also, Cisse. What a tit.

An Arsenal fan I know decided not to watch the game today 'in protest' at them not doing much in January. He's from Oxford, and wouldn't have been going to the Emirates. Pointed out to him he was contributing fuck all to any form of protest by not watching a crappy internet stream. An absolute bell piece of the highest order. Needless to say when he found out they'd won 7-1 he was fuming at his decision

I wish I was cool enough to rock Pat Rice's sunglasses.

am struggling to see the ball now.

just seen West Ham vs Millwall is Sky's early KO. Expecting things to get pwopa nawtee like.

I found out we signed Shearer through teletext, being a 9 year old up at some un-godly hour. Not football related, but teletext definitely had its uses back in the day like. Always used to use it to find out cinema times.

what a show that was! Ahh the memories! But yeah, you're right. A 15 minute feature piece on a Swiss tobogganist and a 1 second clip of one goal from the Eredivisie.

sports report on 5live

somewhere under the stairs in me mam and dads house is a copy of the last Pink that me dad bought and wrapped in cling film to 'preserve' it. The sad nowt!

sacking off learning me 12 times table on a Sunday afternoon for some father-son bonding on the sofa watching

back page of the Chron implies AP has a 'selection headache' with who to play up front, with pictures of Ba, Cisse, Best and Shola. Seeing Shola as a possibility and the words 'selection headache' don't compute.

Papiss Cisse ridin' on a Segway, Papiss Cisse ridin' on a Segway....

watching highlights of the Man Utd 5-0 Sky+ed off ESPN Classic ages ago. Batty twice kicking out at Butt, then both of them grabbing each other by the throats. Never in a million years would they both escape with a booking like they did then nowadays!

I look at the name and think of that shit joke, 'Which football team loves ice-cream?' Aston Vanilla.

did they win back that daft 'cup' they have going with Norwich last night then?

Just seen some very brief highlights. Extremely fortunate deflection, but hey, it can go for you and against you like we found out on Saturday. Excellent save from the pen by Krul, although fuck knows what was with Dunn's run up. Lovely countering goal from Obertan.

just got in from work, paid for NUFCTV for a month to get commentary while I was there. Sounded like we were pretty abysmal in parts, but who cares? Am buzzin.

El-Abd fancies Cabaye, hence giving evidence on his behalf. Simple really. Just hope theres a woman on the panel frothing at the gash for Yohan too, then I think we're fine.