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Martin Jol needs a joint in his hand and to sit down and recall some crazy adventures he had in the 80s. He just has that appearance.

Kenny could have at least made an effort there. Defender should've blocked it like.

if I remember rightly didn't Tino smack Keith Curle once upon a time?

Imagine seeing Onesize and Nicky Butt do synchronised overhead kicks.

pwopa nawtee West Landan derby, this.

yup. I know about 4 Scotts. No-one refers to them as Scotty, nor do they themselves.

surprised they haven't got Dion Dublin offering his opinion to a tune while he bangs his dube, what with the usual 'casual' set-up of MOTD2.

3 goalkeepers, one of which is playing in the second tier, and the other is playing in Turkey. Mental.

Forster will go before Krul does.

what was this? did you not see the links from the SMB after their game on Monday? Someone called 'Masterplan' offering to wire someones jaw that disagreed with him. Told him what pub he was in and to go down and everything. Turns out that Masterplan on there is Wearside on here

slim pickings if they do get rid. Its likely to be him, MON or Hughes.

for the mackem job if/when Brewce goes?

keeper should've done better.

decent ball in.

Andy Wilkinson, surprise surprise. He's a total thug.

didn't realise the Walkers Stadium was now The King Power Stadium.

Bruce says they need time to settle in. Well if he didn't fucking dismantle an entire team each pre-season then they might not need as much time to settle.

Bendtner could pass off as Bruno with that voice like.

hopefully this result keeps Bruce in a job, and in turn, Elmohammady in their first XI.

excellent deflected finish from Bendtner

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: comical.

Chuck McLeish in there too. I'm going to start a campaign to get dour Scotsmen banned from football.

hopefully.

f***ing hell. Imagine being locked in a room with Dalglish and Moyes when they're both in a mood like that.

Gerrard swings a ball in, the media ' :fwap: back to his best etc etc'.