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'cheeky mackem dog likes to give his owners fanny a rub' http://www.quayardson.co.uk/sunderland%20fans_small.jpg

as proposed by JamesOrJim and Luke on the Ramble way back when, sing 'Demba Ba' to the tune of 'Reet Petite'

'weey're so loyel wee'yve got premeer burgers cos wee'yre a premeer club. FTM' http://www.bbc.co.uk/wear/content/images/2007/08/11/wear_fans_470x313.jpg 'embarrassed mackem dad is embarrassed'. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39204000/jpg/_39204587_sunderland_pa245x245.jpg 'QUICK! see if theres any hewla hewps left in them bags!' http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Sunderland+v+Newcastle+United+Premier+League+-AmXrbmloXil.jpg

I'm about 2.5 miles away from the Britannia. Have been able to hear the Besiktas fans on and off all night.

'weey're the most loyel fans in the north eyst. Weey deyserve so much better. Brewce out'. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/24/article-1101062-000283CC00000258-885_468x370.jpg 'weey're so loyel weey've done a loveley half-arsed effort with awer feyce peynt' http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/26/article-0-0513DA6D000005DC-359_468x328.jpg 'Weey're so loyel weey've taken up a job as a Right Said Fred tribyewt act to pay for awer seysen tickeets' http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01409/sunderland-support_1409425c.jpg 'I neymed my dogs Shepherd and Hall in tribute to those mag kernts that dissed them wimmen from up the road. Ur hur hur hur hur hur'. http://www.quayardson.co.uk/sunderland%20fans2_small.jpg 'weey're sellin' the bairns sweeng-set to pey fawer awer seysen tickeets. We want Brewce out but we trust Quinny. Ee's a lovely man. Ee went into the bairns skewel and geev awt free tickeets'. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/stewarthardie040911tyc_1_3747234!image/1075404604.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/1075404604.jpg 'we're just fewkin ace, us'. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/strip120511kbjjc_1_3376416!image/1752079314.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/1752079314.jpg

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OBSESSED. Its funny as fuck watching them go into meltdown though.

just put the Fulham game on. The quality from both teams is fucking dire in the 5 minutes I've seen so far.

Saturday evening in the life of Steve Bruce 'f***s sake. Another hammering. At least I'm taking the Mrs out tonight' http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01537/steve_bruce_1537034c.jpg Onion bhaji, Chicken Madras, Keema Pilau, plain naan, paratha, sag aloo and a pint of Cobra. f*** I can't wait for this' http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.co.uk/media/2010/03/steve-bruce-10310_307x230.jpg 'f*** me, that Madras was hot' http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nejournal/dec2010/4/5/steve-bruce-69293906.jpg 'The Mrs couldn't finish her Chicken Dansak, so I ate that too. I feel f***ing bloated' http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/4/29/1272570683852/Steve-Bruce-006.jpg 'Upon reflection, I shouldn't have ate that Dansak. Anyway, time go go home. TAAAAAXXXXXIIIIIII. f***, that Dansak isn't sitting well like' http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01460/steve_bruce_1460059c.jpg 'Slow down you f***ing nutcase, you're not a f***ing rally driver, that curry's gonna come up in a minute!' http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/mar2011/1/0/steve-bruce-495638590.jpg *upon arrive home, his lass gets to the bathroom first* 'FOR f***s SAKE WOMAN! I'M f***ing TOUCHING CLOTH HERE!!!!' MY ARSE IS f***ing BURNING YOU c***!!! I'M GONNA COME AND f***ing s*** ON YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE f*** UP!' http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00999/steve_bruce_999867a.jpg

just remembered that video he put up of him showing his gran 2 girls 1 cup. :lol:

hahahahahaahahaha Wearside was that guy offering to fight people? Seriously man! You're a fucking knacker.

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here man, people. Settle yaselves down a touch! England and France are two proud nations. We even built a git proper posh underwater train tunnel. You send us eastern Europeans looking for a better life and in return we export fine delicacies such as la pie du pork. Its a two-way love affair.

HAHA Darren I think he's called, what a complete c***! always known him simply as 'pasty' after my mates kid brother addressed him as that. Used to 'help' coach football training somewhere (apparently).

tweeted that he went to Nando's for his tea earlier too. He's falling into the stereotype.

The Heed won 3-2. Top of the Blue Square.

the fat guy sitting down in the blue and white hooped shirt, arms folded can often be seen hanging round the bottom of Chester-le-Street Front Street, outside Coral, chatting to Go North-East bus drivers. He usually manages to worm his way on for free, too.

the stick Sessegnon is getting on the legends is hilarious.

Bernie is the only one that is vaguely clued up on current footballing things. Malcolm knows fuck all and Micky is even worse. He even once admitted he didn't see a sunderland home game as he was at the MetroCentre. And yup, this recreation of the 4-3 game is just a mix of past players from either club, regardless of whether or not they actually played in the game.

angry mackem on the legends wants someone from sunderland to phone up tonight to apologise and offer the fans (including himself) some money after travelling FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILES Edit: he's now mentioned he travelled 550 miles about 8 times now. Someone obviously just discovered the trip computer on their car.

'Gardner, Vaughan, Colback and Cattermole are all better than Cabaye and Tiote.'

I think Quinn's the one keeping him in a job. If/when Quinn goes to Man City I don't think Short will have any hesitation in sacking him.

Matey makes a good point, quite funny a Sunderland fans is claiming Taylor is better than Brown the very day Wearside was laughing at the very notion shaun61 about to be shot down here.

at the thought they might just be getting a little jealous we've got Pardew and they've got a 'useless mag kernt' after they howled with laughter when MA appointed him.

'this ramadam thing'. Similar to 'that Christmas thing'.