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seeing as he doesn't know who it is, it could be anyone. The person in question might not be in their squad today.

I forgot that France is next to Australia, on the other side of the world, miles from Newcastle, England and totally inaccessible if a player had one day off, midweek.

http://paddypowerblog.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/champions-league-final-mbs-refund/

Is it not June 1st? Domestically it opened immediately after the last game of the season, not sure about France mind. according to wiki Pre-season window Mid-season window Associations 1 January – 31 March 1 August – 31 August Sweden,[5] Norway[6] 8 January – 2 April 16 July – 13 August Japan[7] 15 January – 15 April 15 July – 14 August USA/Canada[8] 1 March – 30 April 1 August – 31 August Finland[9] 1 July – 31 August 1 January – 2 February France,[10] Germany,[11] Italy,[citation needed] Spain,[12] Scotland[citation needed] 11 June – 1 September 5 January – 31 January Denmark[13] End of the season – 31 August 1 January – 31 January England[14][15]

and the transfer window doesn't open until July 1st anyway!

Here man, wearside. Go and do something productive, pretend to be a serial killer or whatever you lot do for kicks.

You're wrong,look through this thread and it's certainly more than a 'handful' and I seen one even claiming he was worth 75mEUR in one post. He wouldn't be leaving CL football for lower half PL football if he had anything about him,I'm absolutely certain of that. eh?! Based on that, why the fuck is Stephane fucking Sessegnon not at a top European club as oppose to a team managed by a fucking fat prick with a fucking melted wellington boot for a fucking face then?!?! Seriously man, its Saturday neet and you're a mackem arguing on an NUFC message board. Go out or something.

Tooj has the nail on the head. I knew a few mackems saying Sessegnon looked/sounded decent based on little to fuck all knowledge of him, only seeing him by going on YouTube, which is what we're doing here.

to be fair to the mackems, signing Sessegnon did make me aware of the country of Benin. Wasn't aware such a place existed. Its also allowed my mackem mate to declare when going out on the drink, he's going to get his 'Stephane Session On'.

proper want to go fishing in the pond wearside lives in.

google reckons its only 53 minutes between Wembley and Surrey. At least the Man Utd fans don't have a long trip back.

needless to say, Morgan bit first, not Holmes piersmorgan Piers Morgan @Joey7Barton @EamonnHolmes How would you prefer we write about you, Joey - as the male version of Mother Teresa? Joey7Barton Joseph Barton @piersmorgan @EamonnHolmes I prefer that you didnt speak about me at all since ive never made your acquaintance Mr Holmes....... JB... Joey Barton, James Bond?

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton @piersmorgan I see your friends with another brave columnist @EamonnHolmes, what was your quote Eamonn, "You think i'd eat my own children?"

anyone called Sebastian just makes me think of http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00800/Sebastian-Coe_800809c.jpg http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li014jjqWR1qbcqpto1_500.jpg but mostly http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/mermaidracist1.jpg

new unwashed away top, modelled by Titty... http://www.safc.com/javaImages/ed/d/0,,10281~9702893,00.jpg

heres a picture of Joey kissing a horse. http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg618/scaled.php?tn=0&server=618&filename=jfpwy.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13558608.stm little feature on Park Ji Sung being an idol in Korea, and about his dad giving him the extract of boiled frog to drink as a bairn.

was reading down through those comments, and was about to say myself, looks like we've got our own Garrincha!

scottlawson100 Scott Lawson by warrenbarton2@ @warrenbarton2 hi Warren, I'm playing at St James Park today at 2pm and I'll be sporting a centre parting in your honour. Can I get a RT?! do I seek a RT in the good name of this forum?

Piers Morgan knows fuck all about football. How he's ever roped into football-based TV countdown shows is beyond me.

dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson @piersmorgan also @Joey7Barton took the piss out Arsenal this season, assists n goals n yas couldn't beat us.... Arsenal on a #downhillslope

its early doors, but I reckon Joey knows what he's doing to wind Piers up.

tweeted him asking if he ever came into contact with or knew of David Charlton while he was in Strangeways

caved in and tweeted him the link of the goat :-[

Mark Douglas on twitter has obviously listened, and is reporting it, adding 'remember where you read it first!', shot down by Branko replying, 'somewhere else'