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fucking brilliant hahahaha.

Newcastle have announced that the £35m received for Andy Carroll has allowed them to reduce the price of the popular 'two pint pot' on sale at St. James' Park.

David Craig says there's 'frantic activity' going on behind the scenes at Newcastle. Another way of saying Pardew has all the female staff spread out on tables and is going round shagging them one by one, while Llambias Martin Woods's it in the corner?

the stand out one on that list for me has to be Jordan Kirkpatrick going on loan to Brechin. Shrewd move by the Hedgemen.

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isn't he the fella out of the 'Goal' movie?

theres still divvys stood outside SJP with Craig.

good luck to him.

Legends reckon it'll be announced in half an hour or so.

Macdonald on the legends now saying its time for Ranger to get himself together and step up

unfortunately Carroll will be in Coloccini's back pocket on 30th April.

I know! And saying the boardroom are shattered. If it was all true we'd have rejected the bid and he'd not have put in a transfer request. Its cringeworthy.

utterly fucking pointless getting him to sign that 5 year deal in October if we always had the intention to sell.

I'm just seriously fucked off that we don't have a replacement.

obviously delighted its been rejected but I'm struggling to believe it has!

OptaJoe Opta Sports 5 - Joey Barton has assisted five of Andy Carroll's last eight Premier League goals. Architect. whats Carroll without Joey?

Iandennisbbc Ian Dennis BBC sport understands Andy Carroll is interested in move to Liverpool #NUFC #LFC #bbcfootball

especially when Barca signed Villa for around €40m.

we should just be cheeky bastards and say we'll swap Carroll for Torres. Shy bairns get nowt and all that...

FootballRamble The Football Ramble Just got a jacket potato with beans from the canteen for £2.10. Best deal of #transferdeadlineday so far. L been robbed tbh. About £1.50 tops in our canteen.

have you looked at that twitter account man?! That cannot be real!

reject it purely because there's fuck all time left to spend it, at the very least.

thought she announced she'd given up on supporting us?

why has a mackem just texted me saying we're linked with Mutu?!