Astroblack

My God, do I love Pope

Literally thought Isak was Henry there.

Main commentator draws the picture describing the action, ‘colour commentator’ colours it in with their ex playing days insight and experience. Co comms like Jerry Lawler or Tazz. Not a race thing.

‘Dibu’ Martinez ’Chicharito’ Hernandez ’Cuti’ Romero Anything like this. Hate it.

We've all got or howlers. I thought Mark Noble would be the next Frank Lampard. People calling for Rogers in the England team already to compete with Bellingham.

You also said Gary Gardner would be future England captain, Brummie, so I'm not sure which one of your predictions will come true. Just kidding, he looks quality, bullied Rice and Partey.

Did you see City today? They didn’t even have Foden and Rodri on the pitch.

Trossard looks buzzing to have scored that.

Martinez with a Trippier special there.

Arsenal strip is really nice. Tribe Called Questish.

You gotta kneel and put a fist in the air, you muppet!

3-1 City mcKenna didn’t learn from Kompany last season.

Looks a pen for City

Get in Ipswich!!

The composure from Adingra. Brilliant!!

Van Hecke with the People’s Elbow on Martinez

Hate when right footers take free kicks clearly designated for lefties.

Had some really nice finishes, though. Definitely a player in there and a good type of arrogance on the pitch.

Joao Pedro. Evan Ferguson when fit.

Hate Bournemouth, their plastic looking stadium, their kit, the amount of Cooks in their team, all irrational I know, just something about them. Think the defeat there last year has made them into a bogey team. Absolutely shit scared of Semenyo, like. He’s gonna do something, can just feel it.

Keep forgetting about Kelly. Who’s the other one? Hall? I know what you’re saying but it doesn’t really feel like a transfer.

My feelings exactly. The fact he was playing the Champions League with us and then leaving to join an 11th? Placed Spurs really pissed me off. And then the way he would talk about us after was a slap in the face. So glad I’ll never have to see him represent us as a pundit for the rest of my life. The fact that he did was bewildering

Going to take solace in the fact that Spurs got to the 2019 Champions League final and maintained a top four finish after not signing anyone during the 2018 window. Hurts but we do still have a lot of quality.

22 goals in 195 Prem appearances, nine in one season - Pathetic.

that’s the thing, you have this “superstar player” and youre keeping him at your shithole club where he can never fulfill his potential. You lost on opening day. I get it’s a business but we have ambition and a different sort to Chelsea and City. We’ll play the fucker, we’ll make him the best CB in the league. You don’t care about him. Eddie cares about him..