B-more Mag

What is this no floated set penis business? Baffling.

Wowza

So much monitoring going on by the club right now.

Might order some some crab Rangoon.

'Preciate that.

Boring Rooney.

Not dead yet?

Rio apparently tweeted that he should man up and run it off. Classy.

Uchida, man.

The Japanese are such a "unique" people.

Er... Not that bad, frankly. Might want to see the normal conditions in England, particularly during the football season. I get it. Ian Darke was going on like he was drowning in boiling water, though.

Er... Not that bad, frankly.

Why do they keep talking about hot and humid? It's in the 80s and 70 some odd percent humidity.

Pirlo, man. Like a brilliant hobo.

There's somebody behind that goal Rooney really hates. Keeps kicking at him.

Jesus, Rooney

Rooney's been really adversely affected by his hair replacement procedures.

Got to make that, man.

Might head down to Orlando for this.

Quakes Mag is back. Holiday in Cambodia?

So the ref was an imposter wearing a mask? The treachery.

Adam Taggart, 21, FW, Newcastle Jets. Kismet.

I want Chile to impregnate NUFC. Need to get NUFC all liquored up and have them meet up at a club.

Fingers crossed for a Mondragon cameo.

Can't wait for Mario Yepes tomorrow. Makes me feel in my prime.