B-more Mag

Is that a euphemism? No.

Far too many of our players are buttoning the top button.

Johnson dead.

This is silly. We don't need players.

No way will the club pay that much.

Romain Amalfitano has joined Dijon permanently for an undisclosed fee. Remember me for "Most Helpful". Your puns are shit, I don't get them at all. Remember me for "Least Punny".

Romain Amalfitano has joined Dijon permanently for an undisclosed fee. Remember me for "Most Helpful".

Romain Amalfitano has joined Dijon permanently for an undisclosed fee.

Francey that!

I've been otherwise occupied all day. I assume nothing exciting has happened, yeah? Good, that's super.

I usually can't get on board with the favorite, but I'd feel bad for the Brazilian people if Brazil didn't win or at least make a respectable deep run. They've unwillingly paid for this, so they ought to get some joy out of it. It's a shame it came at Chile's expense today. Columbia, though

Mario Yepes, man. 38 and holding it down at the back in a World Cup.

That was a fucking amazing strike.

Goooooooolumbia!

You blame Mike for everything, though.

I don't think anybody denies that the English spread the game around the globe.

The gift of imperialism.

Sounds like It's a Small World After All.

"Our gift to the world."

Thought that was for Milner.

I'm so not looking forward to this season. I have a feeling it's going to be akin to watching someone you love go through the end stage of cancer. That's a bit melodramatic, but you get the drift.

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Let's all try biting somebody at work, see what happens, then compare notes.

San Francisco is maybe my favorite city in the U.S.

That's godawful. Just . . . why?