B-more Mag

Transfer Window Robot says: Price exceeds valuation. Won't be held to ransom. Transfer abort. Transfer abort.

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He's got Ryan Taylor levels of meh in his face.

"Sporting project" is an odd term to use.

That's a weird picture to use.

Our in-house bid forgers have been working overtime.

Offer all the madness, goddammit. All the madness. Now!

David Coverdale? http://i.imgur.com/Op2PKSE.jpg

Another exciting entry in the annals of The Season That Never Was.

Someone please kill this match and put it out of its misery.

Need to try reverse psychology here. Don't score, don't score!

Is this the one with the script that goes: come out attacking and playing nice football, score, close up shop to protect the lead, lose composure, and concede two?

Argh! The jinx is on.

he doesn't have the skill to play in PSG, we are a TOP TEAM in Europe. YOU ARE A LIAR AND A MEMBER OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE "You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor"

http://i.imgur.com/J1dIZPE.jpg But we give you ze mimes! Why you angry?

I have a feeling the club is refusing to be held to ransom over replacement players this very minute.

I truly hate the January transfer window. The summer one, too. But the January one is just particularly hate inspiring.

We'd be a shoo-in for a wild card. Just sayin's all.

Debuchy on suicide watch.

Ballers! Puttin' numbers on the board.

Prepare for sitting back and closing up shop.

Fucking rubbish.

Looks like a great time.

Blech.