B-more Mag

“Ow, he's a shithouse he's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out”

Oozing Wound is one of the best bands going.

Specialized police squads have priors for basically being gangs.

I demand airport photos.

Sounds like You wish you were a little bit taller Wish you were a baller Wish you had a girl who looked good You would call her Wish you had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala

Longest 90 seconds evvvvvvvvver. Can we not speed it up a bit?

Quite the PR team they’ve got there.

Jon Lovitz is another decent shout in the comments.

So much brain damage.

In each case you’re responsible for paying for your own medical treatment, subject to the following: 1. The very, very poor qualify for subsidized medical care through the Medicaid program. 2. People 65 and over qualify for subsidized health care through the Medicare program. 3. Private medical insurance is available the help cover the insured’s obligation to pay (subject to being able to pay for it), but the scope of coverage largely varies from plan to plan. Fault only really comes into play in connection with the right to sue the party allegedly at fault for damages to cover medical care. This is highly, highly, highly simplified, but it gives you the flavor of the fucked-up-ed-ness of the system.

Not sure if I’m still allowed to hate the Cowboys with every fiber of my being anymore, since DC doesn’t have a team now and I finally remembered I’m actually a decades-long Ravens fan anyway, but I’ma lean into it.

It would be totally premature to conclude it’s a hate crime against people of Asian descent, but it’s 100% a hate crime against people of Asian descent.

Also, I swear to god, I have to teach my iPhone keyboard to accept that fuck is not duck, and fucking is not ducking/duckling, every fucking day.

People still doing two spaces after a period (or full stop or whatever). We’ve been able to easily print proportional fonts for decades and decades now. There’s absolutely no need for more than one space. This is admittedly a fucking stupid pet peeve to have, but I own it.